Thomas the Tank Engine Article: What Happened On Sodor Today

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Donald had just finished his work, and went to Douglas' shed.

Donald: salut Douglas.
Douglas: *On laptop* What do toi want?
Donald: toi wanna come out?
Douglas: No.
Donald: Come on Douggie' come play with me. Come outside.
Douglas: No thank you.
Donald: salut Douglas. Douglas! Doug- Douggidy Doug!
Donald's Driver: *Throws stone through shed window*
Douglas: What the fuck are toi doing?
Donald: Trying to get toi to come out!
Douglas: *Angry* Leave me alone!
Donald: Okay. *Leaving shed*

Donald soon fell in the plaque tournante, platine vinyle well

Douglas: *Sees Donald, and laughs*
Douglas' Driver: *Accidentally makes Douglas déplacer forward*
Douglas: Wait. What's happening?! Why am I- *Falls into plaque tournante, platine vinyle well*
Donald: Oh, salut Douglas. toi actually came out. *Very happy* Yay!!
Douglas: Pain. And now I know how Oliver feels.

Meanwhile with Thomas, and Toby.

Thomas: salut Toby. toi wanna see my new sports car?
Toby: Uh, Thomas? We're trains. How can we drive a car?
Thomas: Well, it's very simple Toby. toi see-
Sir Tophamm Hat: *arrives* Good morning Thomas.
Thomas: Good morning sir.
Sir Tophamm Hat: There's this new engine named Brenna. montrer her around, will you?
Toby: Who's Brenna?
Thomas: I don't know.
Brenna: *Shows up* Hello.
Thomas: *Eyes pop out of head* salut beautiful... toi wanna go out on a date?
Brenna: Uhmmm. No thank you. *Puffs away*
Thomas: What just happened?
Toby: toi were rejected.

And for our closing act, Henry meets Billy for the first time.

Billy: *Relaxing in siding* Finally. I don't have to be bossed around anymore.
Henry: *Arrives* Duuuh, hi. I'm Henry, and I'm so hungry, I could eat your whole face off.
Billy: *Worried* Okay?
Henry: Duuh, what's your favori thing to do?
Billy: Not get bossed around.
Henry: I like to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum. I forgot. *Grabs GTA 5* toi should play this game. It's very good.
Billy: Stop telling me what to do! toi are a very bossy engine. *Leaves Henry*
Henry: Duuh, it was only a suggestion. I need to apologize. *Follows Billy*

What Henry didn't know was that Billy was taking a douche in one of the sheds.

Billy: Stupid bossy boiler. What is GTA 5 anyway?
Henry: *Barges in, and sees Billy* Oh, so that's what a steam engine looks like naked.
Billy: AH! Henry, what are toi doing?!
Henry: Duh, I just came to apologize.
Billy: While I'm naked?! You're a dumbass Henry, a dumbass.
Henry: What's a dumbass?

The End.

Brenna

Trainz Short 1: Satire

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean, Austin, and Ian are the only engines in the roundhouse.

Sean: We're in a spin off of Thomas & Friends.
Austin: And we're also a parody of it.
Ian: toi know what I like most about this parody?
Sean: I think we all know.

The three of them look like a barbershop quartet, and begin to sing like they're in one.

Sean: Satire.
Austin & Sean: Satire.
Ian Austin & Sean: Satire. We l’amour satire.
Sean: But we don't have enough of it in our show!
Ian: We'll get plus soon.
Austin: When do we get our suivant jobs?
Sean & Ian: I don't know.

This is for people that are new to this club, and are interested in the Trainz articles that I have been posting since 2014. I have 82 episodes so far, and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

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S.B: *Walking in his house, and sees the reader* What are toi doing? It's over now. Go watch an episode of this show, it's much better than this. Go on.

Mily's Adventure

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toi must look at this picture for 20 secondes before continuing onto the suivant part of this fan fiction

You must look at this picture for 20 secondes before continuing onto the suivant part of this fan fiction

Song: link

The following is an STH/AM6663 fan Fiction

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Song: link

A James Bond gunbarrel sequence begins

Mily: *Going to the left in the middle of a while circle, and holds a gun, but she gets scared when she sees the gun* WHY AM I CARRYING THIS?!? *Throws the gun away*

The cercle dissolves to the Northern Errol Line's yards.

Stop the song.

Mr. Bruce: You're all familiar with how the Eastern...

10 an Celebration

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The Thomas Way - UK

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Revenge Of The Diesels Part 8

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Mark Moraghan: As Norman went to get a crane, this happened.
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Sits up in his Aston Martin DB5, and pulls a respirator off his face* My what a mess. I only wish I had enough time to warn everyone else. *Drives his car*
Mark Moraghan: Sir Tophamm Hat found out about what Diesel 10, and his gang were doing. He was heading to the diesel works, to see Paxton.

Paxton is still trapped with Den, and Dart.

Dennis: *Sitting with two freight cars, blocking Paxton, Den, and Dart's path*
Paxton: There must be some way we can get out of here.
Den: I don't think there is.
Dart: What he means is,...

Revenge Of The Diesels Part 7

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The associates D261 picked up were on their motorcycles, getting them started.

Diesel 10: Okay. toi will all spray your gas on the route to Brendam Docks. Don't let anyone stay awake. Good luck to toi all.
Associates: *Ride off on their motorcycles*
Diesel 10: We diesels will wait here until they contact us par radio, letting us know the mission is over.
Percy: I hope they don't succeed.
Associates: *Riding their motorcycles*
Associate 1: Nothing so far.
Associate 2: I see a road up ahead.
Associate 1: Don't spray the gas until I give the word.
Associates: *Get onto the road*
Associate 1: Split...

Revenge Of The Diesels Part 6

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D261 returned to the diesel works, seeing Sidney, and Diesel return themselves.

D261: Where did toi two go?
Diesel: We were sent to Brendam Docks to make it vacant.
Sidney: We got rid of Cranky The Crane, and other workers.
D261: Nice work. Diesel 10 sent toi down there. Where's he?
Diesel 10: *Arrives with D199* Getting another member to rejoindre our group.
Paxton: *Arrives* I'm back. Sir Tophamm Hat sent me to go deliver clay, but I have returned.
Diesel 10: That's nice. Arry, Bert, Dennis, bring out our steamies.
Mark Moraghan: Thomas, Percy, and James were brought into the diesel works after being...

Revenge Of The Diesels Part 5

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Mark Moraghan: Thomas, Percy, and James were brought into the diesel works.
Diesel: Haha! We got three steamies!
Norman: What should we do with them?
Dennis: Leave them there. They won't do anything.
Diesel 10: Let me explain. First, we use the "special surprise." Then, we get rid of the steamies.
Percy: Special surprise?
James: What special surprise?
Thomas: The silver tank car I stopped to look at.
Diesel 10: Precisely. The special surprise is a nerve gas called Delta 9.
Percy: Delta 9?
James: What does that do?
Diesel 10: It puts people to sleep.
Thomas: What for?
Diesel 10: So that no one can stop us!...

Mily's Adventure Part 10

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Mily was taken into the Northern Errol Line's yards. Corsair was on Mily's left side, and Mr. Bruce was in front of her in his tower.

Mily: *Looking up at Mr. Bruce*
Mr. Bruce: toi really are the kindest engine on this island. Instead of stopping, toi could have run me over. That's what everyone else would have done.
Mily: I'm not that kind of engine. Violence never solves anything. Neither does brainwashing people.
Mr. Bruce: Well. Good thing we're not brainwashing them. We're using gas to make them do what I say.
Mily: It's kind of the same thing.
Mr. Bruce: No it's not.
Corsair: Actually, I agree...

BoCo & The Twatty Twins

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TOMICA Thomas & Friends Short 42: Shed Y4083

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Trainz Episode 61

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Narrator: It was very cold on the Island Of Errol. Mr. Swanson was talking to the narrow gauge engines on his railroad.
Mr. Swanson: We're supposed to get a lot of snow on our line. I want toi all to work your hardest.
Natalia: Si senor.
Kaela: Let him finish.
Mr. Swanson: It's alright Kaela. Casey Jones, and Makenzie, I want the two of toi to double head a passenger train to Santa Cruz. Georgia, there's a freight train I want toi to bring to the harbor.
Narrator: While Mr. Swanson was talking to his engines, Sean, and Austin were suivant to each other at Cadillac Station.
Sean: Heading to Delta?...

Thomas & The Magic Railway

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I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D

Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

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Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

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Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*

This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk.

There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very...

The History Of Sodor - Automobiles

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The Island Of Sodor is well known for it's trains, and talking vehicles. However, not everyone rode on trains. Some people used automobiles to travel around Sodor. When it was first found in 1810 par the British, there were no automobiles on Sodor until 1930. At that time, the only cars on Sodor were manufactured par Vauxhall. In 1941, Sir Tophamm Hat arrived, and started building the North Western Railway. He had one of the Vauxhalls until 1943, when he ordered a Rolls Royce.

In September of 1945, when Thomas arrived at the Island Of Sodor, some people were beginning to get bored of the Vauxhalls....

Trainz Episode 43

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At Mossberg Harbor, a band was playing musique inside the station: link

Sean & Jerry: *Next to each, waiting to leave the harbor with their trains*
Jerry: That band has really great music.
Sean: Yeah, but sometimes, they play too loud.
Jerry: Since when?
Sean: Last night, when we were all trying to sleep!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jerry: I didn't hear them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Of course toi didn't. toi can sleep through everything.
Panzer: *Stops suivant to Jerry* Hello Jerry. Me, and Robert were sent here par Mr. Bruce to deliver clothing. Since Kenny left our railway, things have been getting...

Thomas & Friends: Steamroller & Other Stories

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In this selection of six episodes, George Carlin, Alec Baldwin, and Michael Brandon each narrate two episodes.

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Trainz Episode 22

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run par five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Stop the song

Episode 22: Something Different

For weeks, panzer was donné the same assignment. He was to take freight trains from the freight yard to the depot in Zorrin. They were close to each other, and that meant panzer had to go short distances when pulling his trains. He was talking about this with the other engines in the yards.

Panzer: I have been...

Trainz Episode 14

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Previously on Trainz

Ethan: Did Mr. Wright tell toi the good news?
Grayback: What good news?
Ethan: A part of our line is nearly complete.
Grayback: Oh yeah? Which one?
Ethan: Part of the line that heads towards the Eastwood & Mossberg line.

Brandon: I was just on the section of our line that's almost finished.
Grayback: Ethan told me about it. How is everything going?
Brandon: Magnificent.
Grayback: For a moment, I thought toi a dit Maleficent.
Brandon: *Laughs*

Grayback: Okay, are toi ready?
Alyssa: I'm ready when toi are.
Grayback: Okay. Pull your train on 3. 1, 2, 3. *Pulls Alyssa*
Alyssa:...

Trainz Skit 1

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Animaniacs: All The Words In The English Language

Starring Sean as Yakko Warner
Victoria as Dot
Mr. Baldwin as Dick Button
Random announcer as himself

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Announcer: And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the english language.
Sean: Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating, abandon, abase and abreast. Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion, abbreviate, abbey, abscessed. Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion. Abash and abrupt and abride, abscond and absentia, absinthe, abstentia, abdomen, ably, abide. Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent. Absorbent, abstention, abstraction, absurd...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 13

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Thomas was still in the field, where he landed after Diesel 10 threw him into a wall.

Percy: *Arrives* So, I guess toi found the magic buffers.
Thomas: Whatever gave toi that idea.
Percy: I saw Lady. How did toi end up in this field anyway?
Thomas: Diesel 10's beloved pinchy did that to me.
Percy: Pinchy?
Thomas: Yeah, toi know that claw on haut, retour au début of Diesel 10?
Percy: Where are Mr. Conductor, and C Junior?
Thomas: They found a phone booth about half a mile from here. They're calling the break down gang.
Percy: Interesting.

Meanwhile, near Gordon's Hill.

Lady: *Going fast*
Burnett: *Looking behind Lady*...