The Office favori One-Liner?

timetrapsus posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 01:11AM
andy - "addition by subtraction"

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il y a plus d’un an PimpsAhoy said…
roflcopter
il y a plus d’un an amymeymy said…
laugh
learn your rules, you better learn your rules, if you don't you'll be eaten in your sleep

Dwight
il y a plus d’un an Jenni_17 said…
"... That's what she said"
- Michael

AND

"False"
- Dwight
il y a plus d’un an SpanksU said…
"I have a question. HOW DARE YOU?"
-Kelly

"Are your parents first cousins who are also bad at ping-pong?"
-Kelly

"The hospital will provide the dictionary, take the thesaurus"
-Oscar

"Bears eat Beets"
-Jim
il y a plus d’un an Jessicatt said…
"*sings* Ryan started the fire..."

-Michael
il y a plus d’un an huayisang said…
Christian Louboutin,YSL,Jimmy Choo for special offer now


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il y a plus d’un an kristylee1990 said…
People enjoy a good idea. The one time a year they actually hear one. -Jim
il y a plus d’un an amymeymy said…
smile
The end justifies the mean. - Michael Scott
il y a plus d’un an chrissyy79 said…
Andy Bernard:Oompa loompa, doompadee dawesome, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why has he gone, he was such a nice guy. No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompadee doom
il y a plus d’un an chrissyy79 said…
Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them... or he quits them because they are unfair.

il y a plus d’un an chrissyy79 said…
This is my favorite line of the enitre series so far.
Creed:If I can't scuba then what's this all been about?? What am I working toward?
It's the way he says it that just cracks me up every time,lol,it also gives us a little glimpse into a part of Creeds life that isn't shady.
il y a plus d’un an Marlenelover101 said…
Question. -Dwight
il y a plus d’un an Vixie79 said…
big smile
"The eyes are the groin of the head." Dwight Kurt Schrute.
il y a plus d’un an Beatlesxoxo said…
big smile
um off the top of my head XD

"Question. What kind of bear is best?" ~ Jim

"The worst part about prision was the dementors" ~ 'prision' Mike

XD lol I actually say question now when I have a question
il y a plus d’un an Vixie79 said…
laugh
LOL, I haven't gotten into the habit just yet.

"Trash...code...Meredith take off your dress."
il y a plus d’un an HireMeMichael said…
laugh
Michael Scott - "Medical school must of cost like 40 bucks or a Donkey or something" hahahah
il y a plus d’un an Vixie79 said…
laugh
"Jan, is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy..." Michael Scott-baby Shower.
il y a plus d’un an Vixie79 said…
mischievous
"If that's flashing...lock me up." Creed Bratton.
il y a plus d’un an smoore23 said…
If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.
il y a plus d’un an Vixie79 said…
laugh
"He heals leopards."
il y a plus d’un an Vixie79 said…
laugh
"They determine our worth by putting beans on our faces." Dwight Schrute XD
il y a plus d’un an smoore23 said…
See you later, Pan.
il y a plus d’un an Vixie79 said…
big smile
"What does a BEAN mean?" I had to do Kevin in the same episode, it was hilarious.
il y a plus d’un an bigbowtiful said…
You can't fire me I dont work in this van !

Dwight Shrute
il y a plus d’un an newapp said…
Theres a new quote app free on the android market for Karl Pilkington if anybodys interested:

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il y a plus d’un an joe-kerr said…
In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others. I've been raising kids since I was a baby.
il y a plus d’un an mattgregory said…
"She goes to another school" -Kevin
il y a plus d’un an cristina543 said…
You're paying way too much for worms, who's your worm guy?
il y a plus d’un an saltyzanahoria said…
Michael to pregnant Jan: "You cheated on me when I specifically asked you not to!?"
il y a plus d’un an jsmanning said…
"I am so impressed with the potential you see in me" - Michael Scott to David Wallace
il y a plus d’un an KristinMyrtle said…
"It's a fake wheel dummy" gets me every time
il y a plus d’un an sharladawn said…
What am I going to do with it? I don’t know. That’s the least of my worries.

-Ryan in response to his “Hottest in the Office” Dundie
il y a plus d’un an JadeSanders said…
I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.
il y a plus d’un an ScrantonUK said…
Boy have you lost your mind? Cos I'll help you fiiiiiind it!
il y a plus d’un an dshruteyaaaa said…
Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.- Dwight
il y a plus d’un an Template said…
Can you imagine if I were deranged?
il y a plus d’un an wrk2pay4car said…
"Jinx, buy me some coke"- Creed
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