Dearest The Office,
Until the writers are paid, I will feel an emptiness in my cœur, coeur every Thursday. toi are my favori montrer and have been for a number of years. I want toi to know that this letter is NOT saying goodbye. I also want toi to know that I do realize how insane it is to write a letter to a télévision montrer and its characters. However, I am accueil sick and bored out of my mind, so here goes...
Michael Gary Scott: toi goofy idiot. You're a loveable dumbass. toi have very little class at all, as we have observed through your Hooters obsession ("I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.") your inexplicable attacks towards Toby ("I hate so much about the things that toi choose to be.") and your global, ensemble uncouth-ness in general. I think toi and Jan make a great couple in the most messed-up way possible. If toi break up with her, please let it be because of something besides the fact that she doesn't like her implants. Until the strike ends, I will make sure your memory lives on forever par thinking and/or saying "That's what she said," whenever the opportunity arises.
Dwight Kurt "Danger" Schrute: toi are so funny when toi are being serious. toi are one of the most devoted people I know. I honestly hope that toi fulfill your life-long dream of dying in your bureau chair. I am undecided about how to feel about your clinginess to Michael. Sometimes it's rather annyoing, and sometimes it is sweet and/or hilarious. toi and Angela are a great couple. Please try to win her back without hurting Andy, as I think toi two have the potential to be great friends. Your concussion-induced niceness will forever live on in my mind, as well as the hilarious things toi a dit when being driven to the hospital ("You can't feu me, I don't work in this van!"). I will always remember Mr. A. couteau and your role as The Overkill Killer. To preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will find one person and be completely devoted to them for the rest of my life, no matter what, even if they call in sick when they're really just going to magic camp.
Jim Halpert: toi are the most loveable person I know, which makes it extra sad that toi are a fictional character. I have grown to accept the fact that toi will forever l’amour Pam Beesly, and I even celebrate it. Your camera looks and clever quips will forever steal my cœur, coeur like poker chips. Your undying classiness towards ridiculous people such as Michael Scott will always feed my respect for you. Your awesome pranks towards Dwight will ALWAYS make me laugh, though I believe your best prank was towards Andy. Jim, have toi ever considered the fact that perhaps toi are in the ceiling? I will preserve your memory until the strike ends par being as nice as possible towards all the asses I know.
Pamela Beesly: toi are an amazing person. toi manage to deal with people such as Michael Scott while keeping your sense of humor. toi were very strong during Season 3, when Jim and Karen were together. During your speech at plage Day, my cœur, coeur swelled with pride. Though I wanted to kill toi for getting back together with Roy, I appreciated the fact that it made toi want to be plus honest with everybody, because toi used to be kind of a doormat. Continue to try and keep Angela in her place, and follow your dreams. toi will be a great artist someday, and toi won the cœur, coeur of Jim Halpert. Nice. You've made some pretty big mistakes along the way (Casino Night) but now that toi and Jim are together and pulling pranks again, I know that everything will be okay. However, breaking up with Jim would cause me to dislike toi for a loooong time, unless it was for a REALLY, REALLY good reason. I will preserve your memory until the strike ends par being as honest as possible with people who are not crazy and will not try to destroy bars when I tell them the cold, hard truth.
Angela Martin: toi are a warrior, no matter how bitchy toi may be towards Phyllis. toi find a need to fight for your religious beliefs, your cats, and your man. Though I think it was rather foolish of toi to start dating Andy, I understand your hurt over Dwight's mercy-killing of Sprinkles. I hope Garbage is doing okay. I am anxious to know what toi named him, even though I l’amour the name Garbage. In order to preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will judge as many people as possible.
Jan Levinson (No Gould): toi are obviously a very messed up person. That's the only way toi could possibly put up with a guy like Michael Scott. Though I am upset for toi that toi Lost your corporate position to Ryan (ew.), I enjoy the new, lazy, poor version of your character. Plus I loves those sweats and sunglasses toi wore in Money. In order to preserve your memory, I will attempt to be both professional and completely insane at the same time.
Andy Bernard, Kevin Malone, Meridith Palmer, Oscar Martinez, Creed Bratton, Phyliss Vance, Stanley Hudson, Kelly Kapoor and Toby Flenderson: Most of toi are completely insane. Those sort-of-normal ones, I wish toi happiness as toi deal with the craziness that is the Scranton branch. toi are all hilarious and I l’amour toi dearly. I have no idea how i will preserve the memories of all of you. I am just one person.
Roy Anderson & Karen Phillipelli: I don't care for either of you. At all. toi stopped Jim and Pam from being together. Though sometimes toi are good people, toi both have those qualities that make me hate you.
Roy: toi were just a horrible person overall, especially towards Pam. She was a great person and toi took her for granted. Also, toi tried to beat the crap out of Jim. And I will never forgive toi for either of those things.
Karen: I know toi have a good sense of humor and very pretty good with Jim, but toi called Pam a chienne and toi played the "Needy Girlfriend" part a couple of times. Plus, toi told Jim to déplacer to New York and forget Pam. And for that, I will never forgive you. However, I did like toi in The Initiation and Grief Counseling. But that's it.
And no, I did not forget Ryan. I decided not to feed his ego par écriture him a letter.
The Office, I will always l’amour you. I honestly hope the strike ends very soon so I can continue laughing my cul, ass off every Thursday.
Sincerely,
jamfan4
