I'm a pretty pretty princess,
it's a full time gig.
Everybody wants to be my best friend,
and it kinda makes me sick.
When I'm not in my canopy bed,
I'm filling my diary with stickers.
My mom screams "Get down here, Portia!",
and I just say "Whatever".
'Cause I'm running with the arc en ciel unicorn,
don't toi wish toi were me?
Running with the arc en ciel unicorn,
and I want everybody to see.
Running with the arc en ciel unicorn,
don't toi wish toi were-
me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me-e-eeeee,
Don't toi wish toi were meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Hey,look at meeeeeee!