This is just a joke. Don't take it seriously! I l’amour HG and (most) of these characters! Oh and there might be spoilers, so be careful if toi haven't read up till Mockingjay!
President Snow- Making young children kill each other is totally fine.
Peeta- Don't tell the girl that toi l’amour about your feelings for her, until toi have to kill her.
Mrs. Everdeen- It's fine to blank out on your kids and leave them to fend for themselves. Who cares if your husband died? Just don't take care of your kids and it will be okay.
Gale- Creating a bomb that kills your best friend's little sister is perfectly fine, as long as toi get your way (which involves killing the entire country)
Katniss- It's okay to break the laws and sell squirrels to the baker whose son toi have to kill, and whose wife vues toi as trash.
Cinna- It's totally okay to set your clients on fire, then make them hold hands and pretend to be in l’amour before they have to kill each other.
President Snow- Making young children kill each other is totally fine.
Peeta- Don't tell the girl that toi l’amour about your feelings for her, until toi have to kill her.
Mrs. Everdeen- It's fine to blank out on your kids and leave them to fend for themselves. Who cares if your husband died? Just don't take care of your kids and it will be okay.
Gale- Creating a bomb that kills your best friend's little sister is perfectly fine, as long as toi get your way (which involves killing the entire country)
Katniss- It's okay to break the laws and sell squirrels to the baker whose son toi have to kill, and whose wife vues toi as trash.
Cinna- It's totally okay to set your clients on fire, then make them hold hands and pretend to be in l’amour before they have to kill each other.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where they strung up a man they say murdered three.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where the dead man called out for his l’amour to flee.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where I told toi to run so we’d both be free.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Wear a collier of rope, side par side with me.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree
Coming to the tree
Where they strung up a man they say murdered three.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where the dead man called out for his l’amour to flee.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where I told toi to run so we’d both be free.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Wear a collier of rope, side par side with me.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree