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Alright, where the Hades is Percy? Anybody got any ideas? Oh, I do....I forgot. Alright, without further ado, article number 12 in the H of O article series.

First lets start with places that he isn't in.

Camp Half-Blood. Well duh! Why would they be looking for him if he was already there? I don't see Mr D. locking him in the attic at the Big House...maybe turning him into a shrub, but not hiding him away...he might get plus years added to his sentance for that.

Olympus. Nope. He would've already been found. I can safely assume that were he in Olympus the Gods would've sensed him and sent him...

I think I'm going crazy. I see the weirdest things, and no one else seems to notice them. That ou their really good actors. I've seen a cheerleader with one bronze leg, and one donkey leg chasing a guy with an orange t chemise while shouting things that sound suspiciously like something my social studies teacher might say.

Or another time, i was sitting on a plage chair at the plage close to where I live, and this guy in shirts and a hawaiian chemise just walks out of the ocean. Totally dry and normal looking. And then he winked at me. Either the worlds greatest magic trick, ou something was seriously...