Chapter 1 Thievery of the cupcakes and attack on Chuck Norris
You know kiddie-wink's if Badger had just been giant and destructive and all that wonderful stuff, he might have had a swift death from Gleeson Hedge the ultimate warrior. *A few lines of scribbles are on the page of the journal* Sorry about that, you see I monologue when I write and some of my subordinates where mocking me so I swiftly kicked them back into line. A really awesome kick that was like a flying round house kick for like a hundred feet (Hooves, whatever) that sent a particularly loud cupcake so hard into a tree he dented the bark. The dryad was not pleased, I would have exiled her if not for the fact she can't move and I also have a weakness for girl's in green so I just make angry faces at her occasionally. Anyways for what the badger has done in stealing or supplies and breaking my portable video player (I'm told mortals have a name for it but I don't have time for such things to busy being the strongest goat in the world) loaded with all action's flicks to get me through this boorish guarding of the New York perimeter. For what this badger has done we will give no quarter, perhaps I will feed it to a sea-monster, perhaps I will make it my mount and mutate it so it can breath fire! Yes excellent, Gleeson Hedge will be a lord of the wild above all others on the mount known as "Badge-Cake" *More scribbles* INSUBORDINATE SCUM-CAKES! Now that you know of our plan I invite you to join me or die on this quest of epic proportions as I lead these rag tag goat babies of satyr's to victory.
This is Gleeson Hedge warrior of renown signing off
*More Scribbles*
You know kiddie-wink's if Badger had just been giant and destructive and all that wonderful stuff, he might have had a swift death from Gleeson Hedge the ultimate warrior. *A few lines of scribbles are on the page of the journal* Sorry about that, you see I monologue when I write and some of my subordinates where mocking me so I swiftly kicked them back into line. A really awesome kick that was like a flying round house kick for like a hundred feet (Hooves, whatever) that sent a particularly loud cupcake so hard into a tree he dented the bark. The dryad was not pleased, I would have exiled her if not for the fact she can't move and I also have a weakness for girl's in green so I just make angry faces at her occasionally. Anyways for what the badger has done in stealing or supplies and breaking my portable video player (I'm told mortals have a name for it but I don't have time for such things to busy being the strongest goat in the world) loaded with all action's flicks to get me through this boorish guarding of the New York perimeter. For what this badger has done we will give no quarter, perhaps I will feed it to a sea-monster, perhaps I will make it my mount and mutate it so it can breath fire! Yes excellent, Gleeson Hedge will be a lord of the wild above all others on the mount known as "Badge-Cake" *More scribbles* INSUBORDINATE SCUM-CAKES! Now that you know of our plan I invite you to join me or die on this quest of epic proportions as I lead these rag tag goat babies of satyr's to victory.
This is Gleeson Hedge warrior of renown signing off
*More Scribbles*