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Episode 1: Pilot
Alicia: You're worried about my husband, Mr. Childs. You've obviously never made a woman angry.
Peter: When I get out, it will all go back to normal.
Alicia: Nothing will ever go back to normal.
Alicia: Funny ou Die has a skit about you. It's cool, I guess.
Client: Does it ever get easier?
Alicia: No, but toi do get better at it.
Alicia: You won't feel like it. But put on nice clothing. Force yourself to. Not for public. For you.
Diane: You have some very prominent baggage. But, hey, if [Hilary Clinton] can do it, so can you.
Dianet: When I was starting out I got one great piece of advice: Men can be lazy, women can't. And I think that goes double for you. Not only are toi coming back to the workplace fairly late but toi have some very prominent baggage.
Alicia: The last time I was in Court was 13 years ago.
Kalinda: Wow, I was twelve!
Alicia: Thanks...
Jackie: He needs toi to forgive him, Alicia.
Alicia: He took everything I thought we had and he just put it out there.
Jackie: He didn't want that. The press...
Alicia: Oh, Jackie, stop it! Peter wasn't thinking of us.
Episode 2: Stripped
Will: He's so liberal, he makes Michael Moore look like Rush Limbaugh.
Alicia: If toi want me to forgive you, I need to know what I'm forgiving toi for.
Peter: There's probably less back stabbing [in jail] than in the state's attorney office.
Kalinda: The plus toi bond with these clients, the less helpful toi are.
Diane: Do toi believe her?
Will: I believe a lot of things I can't prove.
Will [on a rape case]: It's got Duke lacrosse all over it.
Episode 3: Home
Kalinda: You oughta try it some time.
Alicia: Flipping someone off?
Kalinda: It's good for your soul.
Cary: Reminds me of my old high school.
Kalinda: Reminds of of the schools I used to vandalize.
Alicia: Kenny's mother as my first friend in Highland Park... and the first person to stop talking to me.
Alicia: He's a family friend that got into some trouble.
Will: Legal trouble? ou my parents don't understand me problem?
Episode 5: Crash
Alicia: You don't supervise my kids spontaneously. toi don't take them to prison. toi don't just try and phone me. toi phone me. toi respect me as a mother ou toi leave!
Diane: I... don't know. Should I be looking for something else?
Kalinda: Well, that's like asking the dentist whether toi should brush.
Kalinda: You can't ask me and I can't tell toi but don't conclude from what I'm saying it's what toi think.
Alicia: Okay. Can toi be any plus specific?
Peter: Don't give up on me. Come on, don't give up on me.
Grace: I'm mad at him, but he's still dad.
Jackie: I am doing the best I can.
Alicia: Well, rejoindre the club
Episode 7: Unorthodox
Diane: This is a power play, pure and simple.
Will: Nothing here is pure and nothing here is simple.
Alicia: You can't tarnish an entire firm based on one case.
Episode 8: Unprepared
Alicia: She's innocent.
Will: So is my four-year old niece, but I wouldn't put her on the stand, either.
Will: This is like watching a baby joint, joint d’étanchéité being clubbed.
Peter: I've looked in the mirror and what I've seen I don't like.
Episode 12: Painkillers
Alicia: Let me give toi a little lesson for your suivant job, the suivant time toi wanna talk to your charges about sexual transmitted diseases, talk to the parents first.
Alicia: I wanted his problems out of the office. What does that say about me?
Kalinda: It says you're becoming a lawyer.
Kalinda [to Peter]: I always liked you.
Episode 13: Bad
Kalinda: When toi pick up a gun, toi shoot to kill. ou toi don't pick up a gun at all.
Alicia: I've been hurt deeply. I imagine I will heal one day. But for now, we need a plan.
Peter: Do toi l’amour me?
Alicia: I do.
Peter: You're sounding like a lawyer.
Will: What happened?
Alicia: Cute, perky, 26 just happened.
Will: He was found not guilty of killing his wife.
Diane: So was O.J.
Episode 14: Hi
Cary: I don't want toi to lose.
Alicia: I know. I don't want toi to lose, either.
Cary: I kind of like you.
Alicia: I'm surprised, but I kind of like you, too.
Glenn: I know that the sun is coming up tomorrow, and that toi are going to tell the truth on the stand. And Peter Florrick is going back to prison. End of story.
Will: I don't understand marriage.
Diane: It's a mysterious institution.
Episode 15: Bang
Eli Gold: You know, toi and I are going to be the best of friends, Mrs. Florrick. And toi know why?
Alicia: I have no idea.
Eli Gold: Because you're cautious, and so am I. Your husband isn't.
Kalinda: Alicia, you're a good lawyer, but you're always waiting for people to give toi things.
Alicia: I'm better than Cary. On the Broussard homicide. On the eyewitness cross. I've been working on this for three months, intensely, and Cary is just coming on.
Diane: I agree.
Alicia: You... Well, then, why? Why... why was I pulled off it?
Diane: I don't know. It wasn't my idea.
Alicia: Whose?
Diane: Will's.
Alicia: I checked with Diane. Why I'm no longer on the Broussard homicide. She a dit it was your decision.
Will: Yes.
Alicia: I just wanted to make sure I hadn't done anything wrong.
Will: No, no, no, no. Of course not.
Alicia: Then I don't get it.
Will: Maybe it was a mistake. I... I've been feeling guilty lately about pulling toi away on the Rucker defense and the Memorial North suit. I just thought that... I just thought with Peter coming home... your life's complicated enough. I should give toi a break.
Alicia: But I don't want a break. I want to be here. I want to be doing a good job.
Will: You are doing a good job.
Alicia: Then use me. Peter can take care of himself. He's irrelevant to this. I want to be here.
Will: I want toi to be here.
Alicia: Then... then I'm here.
Will: Okay. (they stare at each other)
(on Kurt McVeigh)
Diane: I think I've just been visited par the Marlboro Man.
(on Peter's security bracelet)
Grace: This is just like Cinderella.
Episode 16: Fleas
Peter: I found condoms in your bedside table. I was looking for your letter opener. I thought maybe they belonged to Zach. toi know, toi found them in his room. But then I thought toi wouldn't take them. You'd have a sensible conversation with him about responsibility. So then, I thought they were yours. But that didn't make sense because toi have an IUD.
Alicia: I had it removed.
Peter: Oh, really? So condoms do make sense?
Alicia: They do.
Peter: For who? (she snorts and empties her handbag on the bed)
Alicia: Check it, Peter.
Peter: I a dit I was looking for your letter opener.
Alicia: I have other drawers, too. Did toi check these ones? (she opens the wardrobe)
Peter: I a dit that I was looking...
Alicia: How about over here? Did toi check this drawer?
Peter: What is it toi need to hear from me? I will never touch another woman again.
Alicia: What do toi want, a prize, Peter? It seems to be the minimum prerequesite.
Peter: For both of us.
Alicia: Are toi tweeting about me?
Cary: Am I tweeting about you?
Alicia: Are toi Upriser7?
Cary: What are toi talking about?
Alicia: Someone's gossiping online about me.
Cary: And toi thought it was me? (she doesn't respond, her face montrer embarassment) Yeah. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, it's good to be working with you, too. (he walks away)
Will: Do toi have a map?
AUSA Rivers: Do I have a what?
Will: A map, so I can montrer toi where toi live. That, my friend, was a Chicago defense. Get used to it.
Will: I would like a ruling on my objection.
Judge: You are trying my patience...
Will: I understand that, Your Honor, but we both know if toi don't use the proper form of 'sustained' ou 'overruled', the matter can't later be appealed. And I was surprised in reviewing your past court cases, how often toi encouraged lawyers to déplacer on without actually ruling, therefore avoided having your non rulings overturned on appeal. (he pauses) In my opinion.
Judge: Mr. Gardner, I have never been quite so offended in all my years on the bench.
Will: I understand that, Your Honor, but I still want a ruling. A ruling I can appeal.
Diane: Didn't we agree to not take this?
Will: No, we agreed to cut the fleurs and the paper cups. The least I can do is take the cases I want.
Diane: You sure this isn't pride?
Will: Of course, it's pride. What's wrong with pride? Pride built the pyramids.
Diane: And Watergate.
Will: (about having a third partner) You're okay with giving up a third?
Diane: Of what, a sinking ship? Sure. We'll kill each other if we don't find a referee.
Will: A third partner? Someone neutral, someone we both agree on? (she nods and they clink glasses) An optimism fills the void.
Diane: I think that's alcohol.
Will: Just as good.
Eli Gold: "See I have a lot of Friends I'm sure toi do to but the only difference is my Friends are not in homeroom. So I want toi to listen to me, stop tweeting, if toi tweet I will know toi tweet and I will...have toi seen drag me to hell? It will be just like that."
Diane: This is a power play, pure and simple.
Will: Nothing here is pure, and nothing here is simple.
Alicia: You can't tarnish an entire firm based on one case.
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Episode 1: Pilot
Alicia: You're worried about my husband, Mr. Childs. You've obviously never made a woman angry.
Peter: When I get out, it will all go back to normal.
Alicia: Nothing will ever go back to normal.
Alicia: Funny ou Die has a skit about you. It's cool, I guess.
Client: Does it ever get easier?
Alicia: No, but toi do get better at it.
Alicia: You won't feel like it. But put on nice clothing. Force yourself to. Not for public. For you.
Diane: You have some very prominent baggage. But, hey, if [Hilary Clinton] can do it, so can you.
Dianet: When I was starting out I got one great piece of advice: Men can be lazy, women can't. And I think that goes double for you. Not only are toi coming back to the workplace fairly late but toi have some very prominent baggage.
Alicia: The last time I was in Court was 13 years ago.
Kalinda: Wow, I was twelve!
Alicia: Thanks...
Jackie: He needs toi to forgive him, Alicia.
Alicia: He took everything I thought we had and he just put it out there.
Jackie: He didn't want that. The press...
Alicia: Oh, Jackie, stop it! Peter wasn't thinking of us.
Episode 2: Stripped
Will: He's so liberal, he makes Michael Moore look like Rush Limbaugh.
Alicia: If toi want me to forgive you, I need to know what I'm forgiving toi for.
Peter: There's probably less back stabbing [in jail] than in the state's attorney office.
Kalinda: The plus toi bond with these clients, the less helpful toi are.
Diane: Do toi believe her?
Will: I believe a lot of things I can't prove.
Will [on a rape case]: It's got Duke lacrosse all over it.
Episode 3: Home
Kalinda: You oughta try it some time.
Alicia: Flipping someone off?
Kalinda: It's good for your soul.
Cary: Reminds me of my old high school.
Kalinda: Reminds of of the schools I used to vandalize.
Alicia: Kenny's mother as my first friend in Highland Park... and the first person to stop talking to me.
Alicia: He's a family friend that got into some trouble.
Will: Legal trouble? ou my parents don't understand me problem?
Episode 5: Crash
Alicia: You don't supervise my kids spontaneously. toi don't take them to prison. toi don't just try and phone me. toi phone me. toi respect me as a mother ou toi leave!
Diane: I... don't know. Should I be looking for something else?
Kalinda: Well, that's like asking the dentist whether toi should brush.
Kalinda: You can't ask me and I can't tell toi but don't conclude from what I'm saying it's what toi think.
Alicia: Okay. Can toi be any plus specific?
Peter: Don't give up on me. Come on, don't give up on me.
Grace: I'm mad at him, but he's still dad.
Jackie: I am doing the best I can.
Alicia: Well, rejoindre the club
Episode 7: Unorthodox
Diane: This is a power play, pure and simple.
Will: Nothing here is pure and nothing here is simple.
Alicia: You can't tarnish an entire firm based on one case.
Episode 8: Unprepared
Alicia: She's innocent.
Will: So is my four-year old niece, but I wouldn't put her on the stand, either.
Will: This is like watching a baby joint, joint d’étanchéité being clubbed.
Peter: I've looked in the mirror and what I've seen I don't like.
Episode 12: Painkillers
Alicia: Let me give toi a little lesson for your suivant job, the suivant time toi wanna talk to your charges about sexual transmitted diseases, talk to the parents first.
Alicia: I wanted his problems out of the office. What does that say about me?
Kalinda: It says you're becoming a lawyer.
Kalinda [to Peter]: I always liked you.
Episode 13: Bad
Kalinda: When toi pick up a gun, toi shoot to kill. ou toi don't pick up a gun at all.
Alicia: I've been hurt deeply. I imagine I will heal one day. But for now, we need a plan.
Peter: Do toi l’amour me?
Alicia: I do.
Peter: You're sounding like a lawyer.
Will: What happened?
Alicia: Cute, perky, 26 just happened.
Will: He was found not guilty of killing his wife.
Diane: So was O.J.
Episode 14: Hi
Cary: I don't want toi to lose.
Alicia: I know. I don't want toi to lose, either.
Cary: I kind of like you.
Alicia: I'm surprised, but I kind of like you, too.
Glenn: I know that the sun is coming up tomorrow, and that toi are going to tell the truth on the stand. And Peter Florrick is going back to prison. End of story.
Will: I don't understand marriage.
Diane: It's a mysterious institution.
Episode 15: Bang
Eli Gold: You know, toi and I are going to be the best of friends, Mrs. Florrick. And toi know why?
Alicia: I have no idea.
Eli Gold: Because you're cautious, and so am I. Your husband isn't.
Kalinda: Alicia, you're a good lawyer, but you're always waiting for people to give toi things.
Alicia: I'm better than Cary. On the Broussard homicide. On the eyewitness cross. I've been working on this for three months, intensely, and Cary is just coming on.
Diane: I agree.
Alicia: You... Well, then, why? Why... why was I pulled off it?
Diane: I don't know. It wasn't my idea.
Alicia: Whose?
Diane: Will's.
Alicia: I checked with Diane. Why I'm no longer on the Broussard homicide. She a dit it was your decision.
Will: Yes.
Alicia: I just wanted to make sure I hadn't done anything wrong.
Will: No, no, no, no. Of course not.
Alicia: Then I don't get it.
Will: Maybe it was a mistake. I... I've been feeling guilty lately about pulling toi away on the Rucker defense and the Memorial North suit. I just thought that... I just thought with Peter coming home... your life's complicated enough. I should give toi a break.
Alicia: But I don't want a break. I want to be here. I want to be doing a good job.
Will: You are doing a good job.
Alicia: Then use me. Peter can take care of himself. He's irrelevant to this. I want to be here.
Will: I want toi to be here.
Alicia: Then... then I'm here.
Will: Okay. (they stare at each other)
(on Kurt McVeigh)
Diane: I think I've just been visited par the Marlboro Man.
(on Peter's security bracelet)
Grace: This is just like Cinderella.
Episode 16: Fleas
Peter: I found condoms in your bedside table. I was looking for your letter opener. I thought maybe they belonged to Zach. toi know, toi found them in his room. But then I thought toi wouldn't take them. You'd have a sensible conversation with him about responsibility. So then, I thought they were yours. But that didn't make sense because toi have an IUD.
Alicia: I had it removed.
Peter: Oh, really? So condoms do make sense?
Alicia: They do.
Peter: For who? (she snorts and empties her handbag on the bed)
Alicia: Check it, Peter.
Peter: I a dit I was looking for your letter opener.
Alicia: I have other drawers, too. Did toi check these ones? (she opens the wardrobe)
Peter: I a dit that I was looking...
Alicia: How about over here? Did toi check this drawer?
Peter: What is it toi need to hear from me? I will never touch another woman again.
Alicia: What do toi want, a prize, Peter? It seems to be the minimum prerequesite.
Peter: For both of us.
Alicia: Are toi tweeting about me?
Cary: Am I tweeting about you?
Alicia: Are toi Upriser7?
Cary: What are toi talking about?
Alicia: Someone's gossiping online about me.
Cary: And toi thought it was me? (she doesn't respond, her face montrer embarassment) Yeah. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, it's good to be working with you, too. (he walks away)
Will: Do toi have a map?
AUSA Rivers: Do I have a what?
Will: A map, so I can montrer toi where toi live. That, my friend, was a Chicago defense. Get used to it.
Will: I would like a ruling on my objection.
Judge: You are trying my patience...
Will: I understand that, Your Honor, but we both know if toi don't use the proper form of 'sustained' ou 'overruled', the matter can't later be appealed. And I was surprised in reviewing your past court cases, how often toi encouraged lawyers to déplacer on without actually ruling, therefore avoided having your non rulings overturned on appeal. (he pauses) In my opinion.
Judge: Mr. Gardner, I have never been quite so offended in all my years on the bench.
Will: I understand that, Your Honor, but I still want a ruling. A ruling I can appeal.
Diane: Didn't we agree to not take this?
Will: No, we agreed to cut the fleurs and the paper cups. The least I can do is take the cases I want.
Diane: You sure this isn't pride?
Will: Of course, it's pride. What's wrong with pride? Pride built the pyramids.
Diane: And Watergate.
Will: (about having a third partner) You're okay with giving up a third?
Diane: Of what, a sinking ship? Sure. We'll kill each other if we don't find a referee.
Will: A third partner? Someone neutral, someone we both agree on? (she nods and they clink glasses) An optimism fills the void.
Diane: I think that's alcohol.
Will: Just as good.
Eli Gold: "See I have a lot of Friends I'm sure toi do to but the only difference is my Friends are not in homeroom. So I want toi to listen to me, stop tweeting, if toi tweet I will know toi tweet and I will...have toi seen drag me to hell? It will be just like that."
Diane: This is a power play, pure and simple.
Will: Nothing here is pure, and nothing here is simple.
Alicia: You can't tarnish an entire firm based on one case.
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