A relative sent this to me... I found it hilarious, I hope toi do to!

'The pâtes, pâtes alimentaires Diet'


The pâtes, pâtes alimentaires Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN pâtes, pâtes alimentaires DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. toi walk pâtes, pâtes alimentaires da bakery.

2... toi walka pâtes, pâtes alimentaires da Candy store.

3.. toi walka pâtes, pâtes alimentaires da Ice Cream shop.

4. toi walka pâtes, pâtes alimentaires da table, tableau and fridge.

toi will lose weight!

AND....

For those of toi who watch what toi eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer cœur, coeur attacks than
the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer cœur, coeur attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer cœur, coeur attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer cœur, coeur attacks than the English.

5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer cœur, coeur attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what toi like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.