-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone par it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would toi prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If toi haven't come to Forks then toi wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other vampires and claim to be a family and adopted par the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. toi a dit that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because toi don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. toi only breathe because its a habit and toi can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though toi couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because toi claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why toi appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. toi a dit that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And par the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because toi claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why toi appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe toi should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I l’amour You.
Edward: Maybe toi should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force toi into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with toi forever and every single jour of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I l’amour toi so much and I dont want toi to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase toi dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with toi forever and every single jour of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will Kiss toi passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let toi touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we vampires don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having seconde thoughts about loving toi because i l’amour my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend ou a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with toi again because eventhough i l’amour my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend ou a brother but as a guy, i l’amour toi more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned par the auteur of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just posté this article to share for toi guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
Bella holds small sliver phone par it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would toi prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If toi haven't come to Forks then toi wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other vampires and claim to be a family and adopted par the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. toi a dit that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because toi don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. toi only breathe because its a habit and toi can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though toi couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because toi claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why toi appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. toi a dit that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And par the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because toi claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why toi appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe toi should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I l’amour You.
Edward: Maybe toi should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force toi into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with toi forever and every single jour of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I l’amour toi so much and I dont want toi to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase toi dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with toi forever and every single jour of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will Kiss toi passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let toi touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we vampires don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having seconde thoughts about loving toi because i l’amour my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend ou a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with toi again because eventhough i l’amour my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend ou a brother but as a guy, i l’amour toi more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned par the auteur of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just posté this article to share for toi guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
