1 of mine favourite version posté il y a plus d’un an

'Come, now,' the count said, touching his shoulder with his fiery hand. 'Are toi once plus becoming a man, Maximilien?'
'Yes, because I am starting to suffer again.' posté il y a plus d’un an

'Alas, Madame,' the crown prosecutor replied imperturbably, 'I have reached the point where I only describe what is irreparable as a disaster.' posté il y a plus d’un an

The Count: 'Senseless!' he said. 'The jour when I resolved to take my revenge... senseless, not to have torn out my heart!' posté il y a plus d’un an

Abbe Faria: 'Do not be decieved: I am suffering less, because I have less strength in me to suffer.' posté il y a plus d’un an

Villefort: 'Well, Monsieur, I do declare, if, like you, I had nothing else to do, I should look for a less melancholy pastime.
Count: 'Man is an ugly worm when toi look at it through a solar microscope. But I think toi a dit I have nothing to do. Now, Monsieur, I ask you, do toi imagine toi have anything to do? Or, to put it plus clearly, do toi believe that what toi do deserves to be called something?' posté il y a plus d’un an

Villefort: 'Well, when I work - and I work night and jour - there are moments when I no longer remember; and when I no longer remember, I am happy as the dead are happy; but that is far better than suffering...' posté il y a plus d’un an

Edmond: toi will be free now, priest. toi can escape now, as i will never be.
Priest: No! toi will be free.
Edmond: How would I do escape, then?
Priest: Use ME! posté il y a plus d’un an

Count of Monte Cristo: Countess, you're wrong. I am not your Edmond. We have arrived at your home.
Mercedes: You're right. toi can never be my Edmond.
Count of Monte Cristo: See, toi a dit it yourself. I am not Edmond DANTES. Edmond DANTES is dead. Now, if you'll excuse me. posté il y a plus d’un an

Fernand: Goodbye, Mercedes. toi pleased me sometimes.
Mercedes: toi never pleased me! posté il y a plus d’un an

Mercedes: What's wrong?
Fernand: I'm bankrupt. All my debts have been called in. Also, I am to be arrested.
Mercedes: For what?
Fernand: Piracy, corruption, and murder.
Mercedes: Did toi do all these things?
Fernand: Yes. But there's simply not the time to talk about it. The gendarmes are on their way, apparently, so hurry up and pack something. posté il y a plus d’un an