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Sheldon Lee Cooper

Season 1

Penny: So, what do toi guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
''Pilot''.

Sheldon: Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.
''The Big Bran Hypothesis''.

Leonard: For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
Sheldon (intrigued): toi have a sarcasm sign?
''The Big Bran Hypothesis''.

Penny:...