salut EVERYONE, SORRY THAT THIS TOOK SO LONG! I WAS TOO

CAUGHT UP IN MY OTHER STORY. WELL, ANYWAYS, I HOPE THAT

YOU GUYS WILL ENJOY THIS ONE! XIOAYIN COMING SOON! SORRY

JIN/JUL…ITS JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

Hwoarang's Mistake

Jin: This is so pathetic!

Hwo: Tell me about it!

Jin: Yeah. The only people we had auditions from were Lei, and old people.

Hwo: Dude, Lei IS old!

Jin: Oh, yeah. Well, it was hard to tell the way he was beating the crap out of you!

I can't believe toi were jumped par an old man!

Hwo: Shut up! As I recall, I beat the crap out of a certain someone not too long ago.

Jin: Yah, only because...

Ling's audition

Jin: I cant believe this! We have absolutely no one for our band, and to

top it off, the contest is only 5 days away!

Hwo: Cool it man!

Jin: How can I cool it Hwo? My dream is slowly slipping away!

Hwo: Isnt your dream to defeat Heihachi in the tournament?

Jin: I am entitled to plus than one dream toi know.

Hwo: Yeah, whatever.

Jin: So, did toi post up our banners this time?

Hwo: Yeah, for your information, I did Mr. Smart $$.

Jin: Yeah, well, its pretty hard to depend upon toi Hwoarang.

Hwo: Jin Jin Jin, toi have such little faith…

Jin: Yeah, in you.

Hwo: Now are toi gonna listen to the...

CHAPTER 7 PREPARE TO PEE IN YOUR PANTS! WELL, NOT REALLY.

A visit from Grandpa

And so they waited…

Hwoa: salut Jin, toi think anybody is going to come?

Jin: Nope, doubt it….

Hwoa: So why are we just sitting around here?

Jin: Because we are just poor pathetic losers who don't have a life and think that the whole world revolves around fighting and nothing else because we don't have a future and know it. Why'd toi ask?

Hwoa: No reason.

Jin: *sigh*

Hwoa: *sigh*

Hwoa: No really, what are we doing here?

Jin: toi mean besides the fact that we are poor pathetic losers who don't have a—

Hwoa: Yes Jin! Besides...

Anna's audition part 2

Chapter 3

Anna: He's right Hwoarang. When will toi learn!

Hwo: Can we change the subject please?

Jin: Okay. Anna, just sing for us.

Anna: Sure! Prepare to be dazzled boys! *Clears her throat* And now, I begin!

I~have—Bieen—wait-ing, FOR yoooou….buy MY Hearrrrrrrrrrrrt, wont Taayake…any plus pay-ay-ane!

Well, how did I do?

Jin and Hwoarang gape at her with a blank stare on their face. Their mouths were hung wide open. Hwoarang was starting to drool.

Hwo: Wow.

Anna: toi like?

Hwo: Yeah, if toi enjoy eating dog $hit!

Anna: What?

Hwo: Lets put it this way, I wish I was dead!...

I got his idea from watching an episode from Bleach *hint*: Jin and Hwoarang are Soul Reapers

~Thoughts~

*scene switch*

(actions)

NOW ON WITH THE FANFIC!!!!!!!

*At Mishima Polytechnic High School*

Hwoarang: That copy cat guy is really good at being someone else huh?

Jin: What are toi doing here? Are toi crazy?

Hwoarang: No i'm just bored your the crazy one

Jin: Get out ou your gonna blow it

Hwoarang: Relax don't be so uptight (looks at Jin's Textbook)Oh so this is what a textbook looks like

Jin:(pushes Hwoarang)Get the hell out of here why do toi have to be so close to me and breath all over me with your...

Lei's Audition

Chapter 5

Lei: Hey. I come heyre fo audition.

Jin: Great!

Hwo: NO MAN!

Jin: Why not.

Hwo: Because…he's not "our image".

Jin : What do toi mean?

Hwo: Dude, look at him! He's a cop!

Jin: And so?

Hwo: I have a bad boy image to maintain!

Jin: Whatever, you're an idiot.

Hwo: Well, what about his accent?

Lei: Yu maki fun of mi assen?

Hwo: See?

Jin: Hwoa, toi can't go criticizing people just because they have broken English. Just because toi can speak it better than everyone else doesn't make toi any better.

Lei: Ya preddi boy!

Hwo: Okay, toi shut up over there. No one was talking to toi in the first...

salut EVERYONE! SORRY THAT THIS TOOK WAAAAY TOO LONG!

I HAD IT ALL WRITTEN DOWN IN THIS NOTEBOOK AND I FORGOT

WHERE I PUT IT! IM SO SORRY! ANYWAYS, STILL, THERES A WHOLE

LOTTA LAFFS HERE! AND DON'T WORRY HWOARANG FANS; YOU'LL

HAVE YOUR SHINE IN THE GLORY. ANYWAYS, LEI FANS, SORRY BOUT

THIS ONE. PLEASE REVIEW. I ACCEPT FLAMES, WHAT DO I CARE? ITS

NOT LIKE YOUR GONNA HURT MY FEELINGS, AT LEAST IT STILL COUNTS

AS A REVIEW RIGHT? WELL, ON WITH THE STORY…

CHAPTER 6

Hwoarang's revenge

Okay, here's a summary of the last chap. Since I haven't updated in a while. Anyways,

Lei had his audition and toi all know...

The auditions

Chapter 2

Hwo: Is it okay with your parents to hold the audition here in the basement?

Jin: Yeah. My mom's cool about it. But I don't know about my dad. He kinda likes peace and quiet.

Hwo: Great. This is going to be funner than I thought.

Jin: Funner isn't even a word man.

Hwo: So? toi got a problem with me? Lets go Kazama!

Jin: Is that you're problem to everything? Fighting. toi know I always end up kicking your $$.

Hwo: Is that so? Well let's go right now!

Jin punches Hwoarang in the face.

Hwo: Oww!

Jin: Dude, you're a fag.

Hwo: Yeah, *holds his nose* well, at least I'm not a mama's boy!...

Nina's audition

Chapter 4

Jin: Well, that was a big waste of time.

Hwo: I NEVER want to go through that again!

Jin: Still, toi didn't have to be so mean.

Hwo: You're such a pansy.

Jin: So I'm a pansy for not totally heartless like you?

Hwo: Exactly….wait, NO! I am not heartless! Well, not totally. I have a heart.

Jin: Yeah, only when toi want something.

Hwo: What do toi mean par that?

Jin: Let's just say toi like to "do the dirty".

Hwo: WHAT?

Jin: It's not news Hwoa. Every one knows.

Hwo: For your information. I did not do the dirty. I am a clean boy.

Jin: So, toi call smoking pot "clean"?

Hwo: Well, no....

Conspiracy of Hope

Chapter 1

Announcement: The 3 Iron Fist Tournament is postponed due to some arena complications. Tournaments will proceed in about a week, thank you.

Hwoarang turns off the T.V.

Hwo: Aw man! This really sucks.

Jin: Tell me about it!

Hwo: I was looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to beating the crap out of toi in the suivant match.

Jin: You? Beat the crap out of ME? I don't think so.

Hwo: Yeah, whatever mama's boy. toi just thank your mommy the tournament was postponed.

Jin: Whatever man. Hey, turn the T.V. back on will you?

Hwo: Okay, okay.

Announcement: Always wanted a chance to montrer how good your band was?...