toi are somebody that I don't know
But you're takin' shots at me like it's Patrón
And I'm just like, "Damn, it's 7AM"
Say it in the street, that's a knock-out
But, toi say it in a tweet, that's a cop-out
And I'm just like, "Hey, are toi OK?"

And I ain't tryna mess with your self expression
But, I've learned the lesson that stressin' and obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun
And snakes and stones never broke my bones

So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
toi need to calm down
You're being too loud
And I'm just like, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
toi need to just stop
Like, can toi just not step on my gown?
toi need to calm down

toi are somebody that we don't know
But you're comin' at my Friends like a missile
Why are toi mad?
When toi could be GLAAD?
(You could be GLAAD)
Sunshine in the rue at the parade
But, toi would rather be in the dark ages
Makin' that sign must've taken all night

toi just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace
And control your urges to scream about all the people toi hate
'Cause shade never made anybody less gay

So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
toi need to calm down
You're being too loud
And I'm just like, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
toi need to just stop
Like, can toi just not step on his gown?
toi need to calm down

And we see toi over there on the internet
Comparing all the girls who are killing it
But, we figured toi out
We all know now
We all got crowns
toi need to calm down

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
toi need to calm down
You're being too loud
And I'm just like, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
toi need to just stop
Like, can toi just not step on our gowns?
toi need to calm down