AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - toi have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. toi lie a great deal. toi make the same mistakes repeatedly because toi are stupid. Everyone thinks toi are a jerk.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - toi have a vivid imagination and often think toi are being followed par the FBI ou CIA. toi have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent toi for flaunting your power. toi lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) - toi are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. toi too are a jerk....
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