Sweeney Todd Article: If Dr. Seuss had written Sweeney Todd!

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posted by slytherin360

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GREEN PIES AND HAM

Sweeney: That Judge must die!
That Judge must die!
I really think
that Judge must die!

Mrs. Lovett: Would toi like
a nice meat pie?

Sweeney: I do not want
your awful pie,
I have to get
the Judge to die!

Mrs. Lovett: Would toi like one
par the sea?

Sweeney: I would not like one
par the sea.
Now, please, strange woman,
leave me be!
I do not like
your lousy pie.
Now let me plot:
The Judge must die!

Mrs. Lovett: Would toi live
above my shop?
I kept your razors
and your strop!

Sweeney: All right. I'll live
above your shop.
I'll use my razors
and my strop.
I'll slit their throats,
then they will die.
We'll turn my patrons
Into pie!

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Jillywinkles love it!

MinnieMouse1223 It sounds like an insane Dr. Seuss

mrs-mindfreak Haha funny! :)

hermoine thats so cool!

Sweety_Sweeney lol!!!!!

xXSweeneyXx Amazing. Did you write that?

MsJohannaBarker Amazing! I love it!

lol24 hah ^^ I like it :D

ILuvSweeneyTodd thats awesome!!!:D

Epetrus xDDDDDD This is so cleverly written! xDDDDDD I love it:D

SweeneyTodd2010 that is FANTASTIC! i want to come up with some ST parody things so i can film them and make a vid out of it will get working on that, one of my friends is so good at putting words to other tunes etc she is like the next Weird Al but this is awesome and soooo entertaining

SweeneyTodd2010 hey btw, question, who would like to see this played out in a video? lol im thinking of using this in a vid. xD

Rent-Head44 LOL! Too funny! Love it! ROTFL!!!

FreyaK lol!

MadamOcta13 That was the funniest thing I ever read!

obsessivefan10 AMAZING

twilitefanatic1 this is so funny but could have been writen by a 4 year old. wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zanhar1 that was halarious

rene2409 that was rilly funny

Belatri awsome really cute very funny!! 5stars

thestageplace That is hilarious. I love Sweeney Todd and Dr. Seuss. What a strange combination. There are great Dr. Seuss costumes and Sweeney Todd Makeup at www.thestageplace.com

RubyRosette5 OMG! you made this yourself ? I LOVETT!

DepplyinLove LOL!!!

MrsCharliePace ROTFLOL!!

chocolate18 This I like!

Sweeney Todd Razors

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Source: Me

Sweeney Todd Cosplay Update

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Sweeney

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Sweeney ♥ Todd

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Sweeney ♥ Todd

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sweeny todd and ms lovett

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SWEENEY TOOD <3

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poster

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poster

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gallery (from speacial fetures cd)

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mrs lovett

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From my book

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fans Of Sweeney Todd, and those who know plus than anyone toi know.

posted by Sweety_Sweeney

I know lots of fans, such big fans that they know EVERYTHING, then sadly they come across a quiz. How many years have Johnny Depp and Tim Buirton been working together? When I saw that I felt crazy, umm....15 years? 4? I chose one and got it wrong, but heres my thought.

You think toi know everything, toi do, That question and alot of quizes on fanpop say how many years have they worked together, BUT! Thats not a question that has to do with Sweeney Todd!!!
It has to do with Tim and Johnny!
So if toi get questions about Tim ou Johnny ou Helena wrong, but toi get the ones about the movie, toi know...

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Start Again, Sweeney Todd

added by EclipseTodd

BTW blood warning, my other video was flagged twice because of blood, wth? If toi are on a Sweeney Todd fansite, I think toi should be ready for blood. If toi like my vidéos head to my profil and click on my Youtube link to see more.

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Sweeney Todd

lucy barker

mrs. lovett

Johnny Depp

captainflyingsparrow

tim burtons

Tim Burton

start again

red

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Sweeney Todd - aléatoire

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Screencap Edits

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Sreencap Edits

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poster

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im the biggist sweeneytodd fan ever

posted by abbyirwin

Hi I'm abby and I l’amour sweeneytodd I have a tone of sweeneytodd stufe around 30 things I have wached sweeneytodd every night and morning and know the lines from beginning to ending I have the soundtrackt and I'm hocked on it I am 13 and the only thing I talk about is sweeneytodd if u feel the same way thank God because no one understands me at school but I gess I'm just diffrent they say I'm goth and emo for likeing it it kinda herts my feelings but I gess if sweeneytodd was not in my life I would have nothing to life for MDR everyone knows I l’amour it mostly because I was Mrs.lovlet for holowen a guy even sent me the song joana when he asked me out over the phone so if u understand me and what I l’amour then write a commentaire thanks

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johanna reprise

posted by claire-aka-bob

I feel you, Johanna
I feel you
Do they think that walls can hide you?
Even now I'm at your window
I am in the dark beside you
buried sweetly in your yellow hair,
Johanna

And are toi beautiful and pale, with yellow hair, like her?
I'd want toi beautiful and pale, the way I've dreamed toi were,
Johanna
And if you're beautiful what then with yellow hair, like wheat
I think we shall not meet again my little dove, my sweet
Johanna

I'll steal you, Johanna

Goodbye, Johanna
You're gone, and yet you're mine
I'm fine, Johanna, I'm fine

Smoke! Smoke! Sign of the devil, sign of the devil, set it on fire
Witch! Witch! Smell...