Quote 1- Lucifer (about hotel room): "It’s nice. Kind of like a men’s room with beds"

Quote 2- Dean: "Demons aren’t usually into the obsessive, serial killer crap. They’re more just kind of all-around evil"

Quote 3- Lucifer (complaining): “Come on Sam, I’m bored”

Quote 4- Lucifer: “Oh well, that's every cell phone Dean's got. One of them should have picked up, right. Big brother's probably dead”
Sam: “Shut up”
Lucifer: “He said "shut up" to me”

Quote 5- Dean's voicemail: “Leave your name, number and nightmare at the tone”

Quote 6- Dean: “Screw consciousness, that’s what I say”

Quote 7- Lucifer: “You let me in. You wanted me, partner. So you think you can use your little tricks to banish me again? No. I do believe I’ve got you, bunk buddy. Got my finger wiggling around in your brain pan”

& "He said shut up to me!" Hallucifer is HILARIOUS. <3

Quote 1- Lucifer (about hotel room): "It’s nice. Kind of like a men’s room with beds"

Tough one! Their all so good! 'Leave your name, number and nightmare at the tone' haha classic! And Lucifer's speech at the end when he has Sam wrapped around his little finger again.. fantastic! But I've gone with this one, not only because Lucifer's 'He said shut-up to me' was funny as!! But when Sam says 'Shut up!' to him.. My heart actually skipped a beat, as he aknowledged him!.. And ofcourse it take's Lucifer saying Dean's probably dead, for a response in him!.. GREAT EPISODE!!!

that's why i love lucifer so much!