On the first jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
A ’67 Chevrolet.
On the seconde jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the third jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fourth jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fifth jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the sixth jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the seventh jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eighth jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the ninth jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the tenth jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eleventh jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the twelfth jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Twelve freaky ghosts,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet!
My true l’amour gave to me,
A ’67 Chevrolet.
On the seconde jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the third jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fourth jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fifth jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the sixth jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the seventh jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eighth jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the ninth jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the tenth jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eleventh jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the twelfth jour of Christmas,
My true l’amour gave to me,
Twelve freaky ghosts,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet!
