1)When someone says a place is haunted, toi shouldn't go in.
2)M&M's count as provisions.
3)Salt is a demon repellent.
4)Rocksalt hurts like hell.
5)Planes crash and a clowns kill.
6)Scarecrow's are fugly.
7)In almost every episode, one of the following are almost always present. "dude, Sammy, ou SOB"
8)Hunting demon's comes with perks.
9)Black Sabbath, Motorhead, and Metallica are the greatest hits of 'mullet rock'
10)There are no such things as mandroids.
11)Do not make fun of blind people ou little people.
12)"Demons I get. People are crazy."
13)Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake-hole.
14)Zeppelin rules!
15)Dont kill any virgin to do a spell.
16)When a plane is about to crash and toi are on it, scream like hell.
17)If toi have to, sacrafice your self for your sibling.
18)if a place is haunted, never bring amature ghost hunters with you.
19)Unicorns are real too, they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out their ass.
20)The best way to get rid of an imortal person is to bury them alive.
21)You can either (A) Get a tatoo ou (B) get an amulet that will stop toi from getting possessed.
22)People who claim they see "ghosts" are actually seeing "death echoes".
23)Shapeshifter are not stupid.
24)Bow hunting is an important skill.
25)In rock-paper-scissors, scissors always lose.
26)Put holy water in bière to know if someone is possessed ou not.
27)Cristo is God in Latin.
28)Santa is evil.
29)When a Wincheter tells toi to Shut up, toi do it with a smile on your face ou talk your way to hell.
30)Love with rock musique ou don't live at all.
31)When toi flirt with a vampire, have a gun ready.
32)When your kid is scare of the thing in his closet, give him a .45.
33)Steam showers are awesome.
34)People don't go to psychics for the truth, they go for good news.
35)Never sleep with your peepers open.
36)Always have salt on hand. Low-sodium is for freaks.
37)Werewolf + sex = bad
38)Art history is good for picking up girls
39)Apple pie is never freakin' worth it.
40)No chick flick moments.
41)Rabbit always get screwed in a deal.
42)What's dead should stay dead.
43)The light at the end of the tunnel is hellfire.
44)When toi fall into a lake, toi come out smellin like a toiliet.
45)Never go swiming in a haunted lake.
46)Dean is a jerk and sam is a b*tch.
47)When toi see a crossroad, just keep driving.
48)If they have black eyes, you'd better run.
49)When someone being a smart cul, ass just shot them.
50)Big brother always the right one coz he is the older.
51)You cant poke fakers with a stick.
52)Dean thinks bunnies dieing are sad and it's unfair for the little guy.
53)A 1967 Chevy Impala is the perfect ride.
54)Chicks dig artists.
55)Being sarcaficed is classier than being killed.
56)Nobody messes with the Metallicar.
57)Dean was a goofy lookin kid.
58)Don't trust a girl who would trust Shaddy van Guy over Sammy.
59)nobody likes a sceptic.
60)Dean always got the extra cookie.
61)Sam is a harmless innocent young man.
62)Dean saved Sam, Sam saves Dean.
63)Always trust the guys with the guns.
64)Learn to build shotguns in the sixth grade.
65)Love Metal car ou die.
66)Never say "bloody mary" 3 times in the mirror.
67)Never let a hot lady in white in your car.
68)Never order pizza in a restaurant because it is just another lame excuse.
69)Take down your Christmas decorations before toi get filleted par an Angel sent par God.
70)Check the expiry rendez-vous amoureux, date before toi buy tacos.
71)Don't start looking at little girls suspiciously because they might not be Lilith.
72)Never trust a demon.
73)Salt is your best friend.
74)Goofer dust is very important to people that like to sell souls.
75)never get violated par demon tounge.
76)Dude! Dude! Dude! =P
77)If the world does come to an end, the best way to go down is to go down fighting.
78)If toi have a rabbit's foot play the scratch offs!.
79)Never let Sam pick the music.
80)Don't look Sam straight in his chiot eye's he'll put toi into a trance.
81)Only Dean call's Samuel, Sammy.
82)Salt and paper clips are a must have.
83)Don't let all the air out of the tires, cuz it will bend the rims.
84)Big foot's a hoax.
85)That when trying to escape a windego, run around cussing at it!.
86)Never get an i-pod jack for your car, (especially in a classic car).
87)Never put wimpy musique on your i-pod lest toi want it destroyed.
88)The fabric softener teddy ours needs to be hunted down.
89)If toi don't look after deans car after he is dead, he will haunt your ass.
90)If toi are about to die eat as much nourriture as possible.
91)Be careful what toi wish for.
92)Because demon is real so Angel is exist.
93)If toi go travel with your brother/sister that same sex with you, everyone think toi gay/lesbian.
94)If toi are going to kill Lillith be ready for Lucifer first.
95)Don't wait to die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
96)Seedy motel rooms aren't all bad, if they have a lit with Magic Fingers!.
97)Even the strongest people are defenseless against Sam Winchester's chiot dog eyes.
98)Don't objectify Dean.
99)Coffee is adictive.
100)WINCHESTER's&CAS ROCK's..
