New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Episode 6

(Back at the thousand foot cliff)

Ballyhoo: Okay, the challenge is to jump off this thousand foot cliff into the safety zone.

Birdo: That's not too bad.

Ballyhoo: If toi land in the danger zone, plenty of sharks will eat toi up.

Flurie: Excuse me?

Ballyhoo: For each team member that lands in the sûr, sans danger zone, the team will earn one point. The team that gets the most points wins today's mystery prize, and immunity. As for the losing team, they must vote off on who should be sent home.

Birdo: Oh wow. So who wants to go first?

Wario: Ladies first.

Birdo: Okay, i have no problem jumping of the cliff in the...

(Back at the lounge, the Goombas were over-joying their victory, as the Koopas were thinking on who should be sent home.)

Mowz: This is lame. What should we do now?

Gombella: We need to figure out on who to vote off.

Wario: I think it should be the wussy goomba, ou the big ape.

Gombella: WAIT! How come?

Wario: Because toi both didn't even jump off the cliff. Though we need a bit of strength on our team, so i'll fancy the odds with the big ape.

Gombella: But i want to stay!

Birdo: Then who do toi want to vote off?

Gombella: What about him? (Points at Bowser Jr)

Bowser: NO!

(Everybody hears Bowser)

Bowser:...

(Standing on the bateau pier was a watch-a-machalet with a weird hat, who goes par the name of MC Ballyhoo)

Ballyhoo: Welcome, one and all to the champignon Kingdom Campsite called Camp Mushroom. I am your host, MC Ballyhoo, and what a montrer we have for toi tonight.

(The scene changes to the bonfire ceremony, that has 11 logs for the campers to sit on.)

Ballyhoo: So here's the deal. Twenty-Two Mario characters will be staying here for eight weeks. Alot of them are real Mario characters, but a few of them are newcomers. Anyways, each three days, one camper will be eliminated, as long as they don't have...