Mario and Yoshi

(Standing on the bateau pier was a watch-a-machalet with a weird hat, who goes par the name of MC Ballyhoo)

Ballyhoo: Welcome, one and all to the champignon Kingdom Campsite called Camp Mushroom. I am your host, MC Ballyhoo, and what a montrer we have for toi tonight.

(The scene changes to the bonfire ceremony, that has 11 logs for the campers to sit on.)

Ballyhoo: So here's the deal. Twenty-Two Mario characters will be staying here for eight weeks. Alot of them are real Mario characters, but a few of them are newcomers. Anyways, each three days, one camper will be eliminated, as long as they don't have...