toy machine skateboards

I Lost my old Alva board years ago. It was the Rateggui model in dayglow green graphics. I rode the shit outta that board for years, all through highschool (including summers)and it withstood rain, scrapes, powertools, slams and even a couple of jacking attempts. The homies equated me with the graphics on the stick. It was a thing o' beauty I tell you.. We moved from one southland city to another in the summer of 94. When the déplacer was all set and done my board was missing. How could that have happened? Hell if I know! But I'll tell toi this.. I know it was you! I know as toi read this toi are having a good laugh and saying to yerself: "I took that foo's board and he didnt even know it.. Ha ha!" But the last laugh will be mine, toi thief! For as toi read this I am tracking toi server connection and it will lead me straight to you! And god help toi if toi don't have my board.. I WANT IT BACK toi ASHHOLE!