Ever wanted to be a link like the link Emmy Rossum? Then here are some tips for you!

1. Throw whatever training toi have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's fans sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!

2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let toi imagine why.

3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.

4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.

5. You...

[Soulja Boy Tell Em Verse]

Man it's ridiculous, I got toi so delirious
Kiss toi through the phone, while I lick toi just like liquirish
I'm hold back in 96, and toi can be my Shasha Fierce
Baby toi so sexy, I l’amour the way them jeans fit
Put toi on my team list, Call toi miss bezzy.
I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy
And if toi don't believe me, please don't tease me
Delirious for my love, better yet I got toi phenen
LET DO IT!

[Verse 1: Taylah P]
Hey over there what's your name
Are toi for real
Is this a game
You start to smile
And I do the same
I look away but toi remain
Your eyes starin back...