WOLVES!!! X3

Florida slowly entered the last room....cause she's scared shitless of Russia. Trust me, toi would be too.


Florida: Anyone here? *shiver*

Germany: Ggrrrrrrrrrr....

Florida: What is it Germany?

????: KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL! ^J^

Florida: *sweat drop* What the hell was that?!

Japan: Arf arf....(Everyone knows who it is...dramatic effect doesn't even work here....)

Russia: Hey! Your here! I was hoping you'd psychologically destroy yourselves into Oblivion but, I have the honor of doing it myself! Da! KOLKOLKOLKOL!

Florida:.........AAAAAHHHHH! *tries to run out the door but, it's locked* DAMN IT! DX

Germany:...

One Sunny Day,with Florida,She started to be nervous.

Florida Oh man! Oh man! WHY!?

Germany: What's wrong Florida?

Florida: My sister! She's coming to visit!

Japan: What's so rong about that??

Florida: Well, i'm nervous! And she's gonna live with us.

Italy:(i never knew a state can have siblings....O3O)

Florida: She's South Florida a.k.a Miami.

Germany: S.Florida???

Florida: Yeah but i don't want France and Transylvania meeting her.

*The allies came,and so did Transylvania came out of no where*

France: HON HON HON! I heard there's gonna be another beautiful maiden coming over!

Florida: Wha!? I just stopped...

A story about my OC, Transylvania & France becoming perverted partners....Uh oh.....

Translyvania: Keeshishishishi! *lurking in the shadows*

France: What the hell was that? *shivers and keeps walking*

Transylvania: *creeps behind France and whispers in his ear* Boo!

France: I'M SORRY IF I PEEKED AT YOUR WIFE IN THE SHOWER! DON'T HU-wait a minute...who are you?

Translyvania: *puts arm around France* Keeshishishi....that doesn't matter! *scratches France's arm*

France: Ooww! What was that for?!

Transylvania: *runs index finger over the cut and puts it in his mouth* Mmhm. Tasty...and thirst quenching!...

Florida and Germany ran to the first room, to see they had to "fight" France, first.

France: Hey! *wink* I loved what I saw! HONHONHONHON!

Florida: Grrrrrr......WHAT DID toi DO TO ME toi PERVERT?! THATS CONSIDERED RAPE AND toi COULD GO TO JAIL FOR THAT!

France: Don't worry about it~! *winks and pulls over saber* Lets have a "friendly" battle hmmmm? *blows a kiss*

Germany: (Now I understand why she loathes him…) *sweat drop*

Florida: *swings numchaku* BONNNNZAAAAIIII! *hits own head* *eyes water* OWWWW! WHAT THE HELL NUMCHAKU?!

France: HONHON! *jumps on Florida*

Florida: GET OFF! *smacks France with...

It's 5 AM and Florida's got her, [well actually Germany's] war pants in a bunch!

Florida: *goes up to Germany and Japan* Wake up~<3

-Germany & Japon don't déplacer at all-

Florida: (heh ok) Please wake up guys! *smiles*

-Still motionless-

Florida: *takes a deep beath, takes Germany's whistle out of her pocket and blows it VERY loudly*

-Germany & Japon scramble to their feet-

Germany: (So thats what it feels like....)

Japan: (I was sreeping peacefurry....)

Florida: TIME TO TRAIN LIKE WOLFIEZ! *excited smile*

Italy: AAAAAHHHHH! *frantically shoots Germany's rifle* THE ALLIES!!!

Florida: WHAT?! *heart...

Part 4 YO!

While Germany and Japon are dogs, Florida is in command and they won't regret it!


Florida: *wearing Germany's very large war uniform* ALRIGHT! LISTEN UP! *cracks Germany's whip* I'M ONLY SAYING THIS ONCE! IF toi GOTTA PEE! THAN DO IT NOW!

Japan:.............*walks away*

Florida: Well......*sweat drop* ANYWAYS! ITALY! LISTEN! THIS IS FOR YOU!

Italy: *shivers* Si~! (She's like a Germany, with breasts!) DX

Florida: WE'RE GONNA DEFEND AGAINST THOSE STUPID ALLIES AND I NEED EVERYONE'S HELP!

Italy: *raises hand*

Florida: Uh, yes Italy?

Italy: Why do we need to defend? Are they coming back?!

Florida:...