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The place is Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey. The an is 1999. On May 11, after months of careful research and planning, houx Evans launches vegetable seedlings into the sky.


On May 18, the young scientist reports on her experiment. houx intends to study the effects of extra-terrestrial conditions on vegetable growth and development. She expects the seedlings to stay aloft for several weeks before returning to earth.
Her classmates are speechless.


The rendez-vous amoureux, date is June 29. Shortly after sunrise, a member of the Billings, Montana, Moose Lodge, hiking through the Rocky Mountains, makes a startling discovery.
Robert Bernabe is in a daze when he returns to camp. All he can say for the suivant several hours is, “TURNIPS!”


All over the country, the skies fill with vegetables.


Cucumbers cercle Kalamazoo.

Lima beans loom over Levittown.

Artichokes advance on Anchorage.

Parsnips pass par Providence.


And brocoli lands with a big bounce in houx Evans’s backyard.


In Ottumwa, Iowa, Tony Kramer emerges from his grange and shouts for joy, “At last, the blue ribbon at the state fair is mine!”


par midafternoon, all vegetables float safely to the ground.


Except for the peppers. For some reason, they need a little help.


TV news channels broadcast twenty-four-hour coverage of the “airborne vegetal event.” choufleur, chou-fleur carpets California, épinard, épinards blankets Greenwich, and arugula covers Ashtabula.
houx is puzzled. Arugula is not part of her experiment.


Vegetables become very big business. Peas from Peoria are shipped down the Mississippi to Mobile in exchange for eggplant.


Real estate booms in North Carolina.

Avocados bolster Vermont’s economy.

Potatoland is wisely abandoned.

The Big pomme is renamed the Big Rutabaga.


Arugula, eggplant, avocado, and now rutabaga. As the liste of vegetables that houx did not plant grows longer, she concludes that the giant specimens are not the results of her experiment.
plus curious than disappointed, houx asks herself, “What happened to my vegetables?
“And whose brocoli is in my backyard?”


The place is the ionosphere. On June 29, the Arcturian starcuriser Alula Borealis was touring its sixth planet in four days, and the captain had just pointed out the fjords ou Norway off the port side.
In the galley an assistant fry cook accidentally jettisoned the entire nourriture supply. As their vegetables drifted toward the small blue planet below, everyone on board had the same thought: Where would their souper come from?
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Moingona, Iowa (July 6, 1881)

Fifteen-year-old Kate Shelley pulled the sheets from the line. A terrible storm was coming. Kate could feel it in the air. A cold wind rose as she carried the heavy basket back to the house. Black clouds rolled in. The sky grew dark.


Kate stood at the cuisine window with her younger sisters and brother. They saw lightning flash. They heard thunder crack in the hills. Then the rain came.
As the rain poured down, they watched the water rising in Honey Creek. Soon it overflowed its banks and flooded part of the yard.
"I'm going to let the animaux out of the barn," Kate...
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"How was your class trip to the farm?"

"Oh…boring…kind of dull…until the cow started crying."


"A cow…crying?"
"Yeah, toi see, a haystack fell on her."

"But a haystack doesn’t just fall over."


"It does if a farmer crashes into it with his tractor."
"Oh, come on, a farmer wouldn’t do that."
"He would if were too busy yelling at the pigs to get off our school bus."


"What were the pigs doing on the bus?"
"Eating our lunches."


"Why were they eating your lunches?"
"Because we threw their blé, maïs at each other, and they didn't have anything else to eat."
"Well, that makes sense, but why were toi throwing...
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This is the great Kapiti Plain, all fresh and green from the African rains
A sea of herbe for the ground birds to nest in, and patches of shade for wild creatures to rest in;
With acacia trees for giraffes to browse on, and herbe for herdsmen to pasture their cows on.

But one an the rains were so very belated, that all of the big wild creatures migrated.
The Ki-pat helped to end that terrible drought, and this story tells how it all came about!

This is the cloud, all heavy with rain, that shadowed the ground on Kapiti Plain.

This is the grass, all brown and dead, that needed the rain from the cloud...
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One jour last spring, Louis, a butcher, turned into a fish. Silvery scales. Big lips. A tail. A salmon.


Louis did not lead, before this, an unusual life. His grandfather was a butcher. His father was a butcher. So, Louis was a butcher. He had a small boutique on Flatbush. Steady customers. Good meat. He was always friendly, always helpful, a wonderful guy.


But Louis was not a happy man. He hated meat. From the time he was a little boy he was always surrounded par meat. Whenever he would visit his grandfather on Sundays it was always, “Louis, my favori grandson. What a good boy. Here’s a hotdog.”...
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