??: Um what I was sayin was that Prod ate all the pretzel. I just wanted to know if there were anymore.
Me: Yeah, uh in the cabinet above the sink.
??: Ard thanks. *to Ayla and Amara* Ladies.
A+A: Mmmhhmmm *waits until he disappears into the kitchen* Okay, how many are here?
Me: What?
Ayla: Don't play dumb with us! How many sexy cul, ass mofos here?!!
Me: Girl calm yo voice.....and there's 3.
Amara: :-0....You betta share!! Cause toi can't be greedy and have all them to yo damn self.
Me: *lean against the door frame* And why not? *fold arms*
A+A: (0_0) Because God knows we need men!
Ayla: And plus the one...
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