1) What gender are you? Man
2) What is your age?
Damned, if I know! Damned if I care! I just know I am older than most of me mates.
3) Do toi want a hug?
Hug, eh? toi want to keep yer skin?
4) Do toi have any bad habits?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
5) What is your favori food?
If it ain't infested with maggots, I'll gladly eat it!
6) What is your favori crème glacée flavor?
What th' hell be ice cream?!
7) Are toi a virgin?
No, now that'd be hardly makin' any sense now would it?
8) Have toi killed anyone?
Hahaha, now that's a question! Boy, what do toi say? Have I ever killed anyone?
9) Do toi hate anyone?
My damned lazy crew!
10) Do toi have any secrets?
Aye, and ye won't be hearin' a word of them any time soon!
11) What is your favori season?
Whenever th' sea be at its calmest 'n we're not starvin' to death.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Me ship 'n me beast is all I ever need.
13) What are your hobbies?
Stayin' alive. 'Tis the only hobby what's good for yer health.
14) What is your favori drink?
Rum, grog, and swill. Whatever makes the days go by.
15) When is your birthday?
toi can hardly be expectin' me to be rememberin' that!
16) What age did toi die?
Damned if I know.
17) Are toi nice ou mean?
What nature of pansy be this?
18) Are toi social ou shy?
No, no, keep asking these needless questions, I dare ye.
19) What do toi think of your parents?
They ranked.
20) What's your weakness?
If ye have to know, it'd be me age.
21) How long can toi stay under water?
Not very long, I've tried.
22) What do toi do on a regular daily basis?
I maintain a ship and poor crew.
23) Do toi l’amour someone?
Nay, I've learned my lesson about love.
24) When was the last time toi wet yourself?
When were nearly surrounded par the queen's men.
25) What's your favori band(s)?
There you've gone and confused me again.
26) Ever worn a dress?I'll be takin' yer lungs now.
27) Willingly?
Come closer, help an old man out!
28) What do toi consider fun in the day-time?
Fun? Hahaha just me grog.
29) At night?
....
30) Ever kissed anyone?
These lips are too dry.
31) ...Of the same gender?
Yer lungs, mate. Yer lungs.
32) If toi could have any super power, what would it be?
What're ye blabberin' about?
33) What's your favori thing to touch?
Gold.
34) Anyone loves you?
Nay, just me dog Wendy.
35) What's your favori colour(s)?
Gold, silver, sparkling rubies, emeralds, red satin!
36) When was the last time toi cried?
Me tears are me own. I never cry.
37) Do toi have a pet?
Aye, me sea beast.
38) What did toi name your pet?
Wendy
39) Are toi crazy?
Ye have to be to deal with this motley lot.
40) What are you?
I am a man of business, and stealin' be my trade.
41) What's your nickname?
Bloodfinger, on the account that I have fingers made from bronze.
42) Do toi consider yourself a happy ou a down person?
That'd be none of yer concern. Just do what I say and we'll both be very happy.
43) favori movie?
?!
44) What is your current occupation?
Me thinks ye know.
45) Do toi have any dreams?
If I did, I wouldn't be where I am.
46) What was the most memorable moment of your life?
When me whore of a wife was fuckin' the bloody Judge!
47) ...and the most forgettable?
....
48) Any messages for the people lire this right now?
2) What is your age?
Damned, if I know! Damned if I care! I just know I am older than most of me mates.
3) Do toi want a hug?
Hug, eh? toi want to keep yer skin?
4) Do toi have any bad habits?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
5) What is your favori food?
If it ain't infested with maggots, I'll gladly eat it!
6) What is your favori crème glacée flavor?
What th' hell be ice cream?!
7) Are toi a virgin?
No, now that'd be hardly makin' any sense now would it?
8) Have toi killed anyone?
Hahaha, now that's a question! Boy, what do toi say? Have I ever killed anyone?
9) Do toi hate anyone?
My damned lazy crew!
10) Do toi have any secrets?
Aye, and ye won't be hearin' a word of them any time soon!
11) What is your favori season?
Whenever th' sea be at its calmest 'n we're not starvin' to death.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Me ship 'n me beast is all I ever need.
13) What are your hobbies?
Stayin' alive. 'Tis the only hobby what's good for yer health.
14) What is your favori drink?
Rum, grog, and swill. Whatever makes the days go by.
15) When is your birthday?
toi can hardly be expectin' me to be rememberin' that!
16) What age did toi die?
Damned if I know.
17) Are toi nice ou mean?
What nature of pansy be this?
18) Are toi social ou shy?
No, no, keep asking these needless questions, I dare ye.
19) What do toi think of your parents?
They ranked.
20) What's your weakness?
If ye have to know, it'd be me age.
21) How long can toi stay under water?
Not very long, I've tried.
22) What do toi do on a regular daily basis?
I maintain a ship and poor crew.
23) Do toi l’amour someone?
Nay, I've learned my lesson about love.
24) When was the last time toi wet yourself?
When were nearly surrounded par the queen's men.
25) What's your favori band(s)?
There you've gone and confused me again.
26) Ever worn a dress?I'll be takin' yer lungs now.
27) Willingly?
Come closer, help an old man out!
28) What do toi consider fun in the day-time?
Fun? Hahaha just me grog.
29) At night?
....
30) Ever kissed anyone?
These lips are too dry.
31) ...Of the same gender?
Yer lungs, mate. Yer lungs.
32) If toi could have any super power, what would it be?
What're ye blabberin' about?
33) What's your favori thing to touch?
Gold.
34) Anyone loves you?
Nay, just me dog Wendy.
35) What's your favori colour(s)?
Gold, silver, sparkling rubies, emeralds, red satin!
36) When was the last time toi cried?
Me tears are me own. I never cry.
37) Do toi have a pet?
Aye, me sea beast.
38) What did toi name your pet?
Wendy
39) Are toi crazy?
Ye have to be to deal with this motley lot.
40) What are you?
I am a man of business, and stealin' be my trade.
41) What's your nickname?
Bloodfinger, on the account that I have fingers made from bronze.
42) Do toi consider yourself a happy ou a down person?
That'd be none of yer concern. Just do what I say and we'll both be very happy.
43) favori movie?
?!
44) What is your current occupation?
Me thinks ye know.
45) Do toi have any dreams?
If I did, I wouldn't be where I am.
46) What was the most memorable moment of your life?
When me whore of a wife was fuckin' the bloody Judge!
47) ...and the most forgettable?
....
48) Any messages for the people lire this right now?
Name: Alexander Helsing(everyone calls him Alex)
Race: Werewolf
Age: 19(lived for quite a while)
Description: wavy light brown hair with golden-brown eyes. Loves to wear tight black t-shirts and faded blue jeans.
Personality: is very protective around girls especially a girl named Serena. Will do anything to protect her from others who wants to do harm.
Story:
Alexander is the son of the great van Helsing. When he became 19 he was attacked par a werewolf that killed his father.
Ever since that night be learned how to control the change. So he doesn't have to change on the night of the full moon.
When he moved into a little town named Hidden Falls, he fell in l’amour with a human named Serenity Johnson. At first he tries to stay away from her. But now he is always around her.
Race: Werewolf
Age: 19(lived for quite a while)
Description: wavy light brown hair with golden-brown eyes. Loves to wear tight black t-shirts and faded blue jeans.
Personality: is very protective around girls especially a girl named Serena. Will do anything to protect her from others who wants to do harm.
Story:
Alexander is the son of the great van Helsing. When he became 19 he was attacked par a werewolf that killed his father.
Ever since that night be learned how to control the change. So he doesn't have to change on the night of the full moon.
When he moved into a little town named Hidden Falls, he fell in l’amour with a human named Serenity Johnson. At first he tries to stay away from her. But now he is always around her.