The Big Interview
Scene: l’amour Shop
Owl: You're not using enough elbow grease, Otis! Now, c'mon! One, two, one, two!
Chatta: Amore! Is my perfume ready? Is it? Is it?
Otis: Hello, Chatta! Amore just stepped out for a minute.
Chatta: Hello? Hello! Hello?
Sunny: Booooossss! Where are you? I'm already at the Pixie Plaza! You're late for your interview with Quentin Quake!
Chatta: I know, I know, I know, Sunny! toi don't need to remind me! I'll just get my perfume and I'll be there!
Otis: Chatta, I'm not authorized to give toi the perfume. Let's wait for Amore.
Owl: Don't do it, Otis!
Chatta: Hand it over!
Otis: No!
Chatta: I said, hand it over! Otis!
Sunny: Boss! Quentin has arrived!
Chatta: Otis, honey, c'mon! Just one bottle? Ha! Thanks to the perfume. Irresistible! I'll be a smokin' hot babe! After all, I am meeting Quentin Quake! THE Quentin Quake! The l’amour of my life! Can toi believe it?! Quentin Quake is giving an exclusive interview to who? To me!
Chatta leaves*
Otis: What'll we do? I don't know which potion she took. They all look the same.
Owl: Otis, toi are one dead hippopotamus! When Amore comes back, she'll feu you!
Amore: Did I miss something?
Scene: Pixie Plaza Main Hall
Rollo: GUZMAN?!
Lockette: Yes, Madam, yes, the famous singer, Quentin Quake is a guest of ours. Hello? Yes, Quentin will give an interview shortly, but it's haut, retour au début secret! Yes, who's speaking please, who?
Rollo: Three secondes to get here?! When I call you, toi must get here immediately! Is the Wisteria Hall suite ready? Today is going to be a long and tiring day! Has Quentin Quake already been seen to his Ambrosia Suite?
Lockette: Yes sir! We're just waiting for his staff with... the luggage!
Rollo: Seems to be an eccentric fellow, but he will add prestige to the hotel!
Lockette: Yes, sir, my friend Chatta will be here to interview him in... I wonder where she is?
Chatta: HERE I AM!!! Hi! Quentin's here already?! He can't be! Please don't say he's here!
Lockette: Of course he's already here. You're late! As usual.
Chatta: I knew it! He'll be mad 'cause I'm late! He's so sensitive about things like that!
Rollo: Well?! What are toi doing? Standing there?! Get cracking! Guzman! The Gnomes of the Club of Ancient Secrets will be here soon. They're here for their annual meeting. Oh, for Pixie's sake, they're already here! Attention everyone! Look sharp! Most illustrious excellency! What a pleasure to have toi back!
Gnome #1: It will certainly be a pleasure for us. But we must not be disturbed. We demand absolute privacy!
Gnomes: Absolute privacy!
Rollo: I'll make sure of it! And actually, so as not to bother toi later... if toi would just honor me with signing your bill right now...
Gnome #1: Wait! There must be a mistake! I see you've added twenty cents more!
Gnomes: Yes, yes! Twenty cents more!
Rollo: How absent-minded of me! I'll correct that immediately. Guzman, take these gentlemen to the Wisteria Hall Suite. Scrooges!
Scene: Wisteria Hall Suite
Gnome #1: The meeting of The Bald Chins, may begin! First order of business: Latest Magical discoveries to encourage beard growth!
Scene: Ambrosia Suite
Chatta: Wait! I need to spray myself with this perfume to enchant Quentin! Oh, Quentin! I'm Chatta, from RadioPixie, and this is Miss Sunny, my assistant!
Guard #1: Mr. Quake has no time to waste! He's making his new album, "Black cat, where's the funeral at?"
Quentin: Yo, so right now I don't feel like doing the interview. I need to play some guitare to relax!
Chatta: Ah! But... Good, now can we start?
Quentin: No way!! I need to replenish my fluids! Some "Death Juice", quick! There. Now we can start the interview.
Chatta: Yes!
Sunny: Whenever you're ready, boss! Rolling!
Chatta: Um, Quentin, could toi possibly let me have a couple of tickets for your show? Please?
Quentin: Dude, toi answer her? I don't feel like it.
Guard #2: Free tickets?! It all depends on the outcome of the interview.
Sunny: B-boss, maybe we should take a break...
Chatta: Sunny, don't be silly! We just started. It's... It's a beard! But how can that be? Okay, so it's a beard, it's still not going to stop me from interviewing Quentin!
Sunny: Hey! It's occupied! It isn't polite to disturb a lady while she's in the bathroom!
Chatta: Whew! Sorry. I'm feeling a lot better now! Let's get started! Ahem, so toi were saying: There is a certain time of jour where toi feel particularly... Yikes! I'm sorry, Quentin! I'll be right back!
Sunny: Oh, no!
Scene: Pixie Plaza
Chatta: HELP! Lockette!
Rollo: Pumpkin? What on earth is going on? The Gnomes are not going to like this!
Lockette: Mr. Rollo? Chatta?
Chatta: Lockette, you've got to help me! This huge beard started growing on me and I can't get rid of it! What'll I do? It's back! I can't let Quentin see me like this!
Lockette: Here! emballage, wrap your face in it and say it's the latest trend.
Rollo: Lockette?! I heard some strange noises...
Lockette: Noises? It must be Quentin rehearsing his songs!
Scene: Ambrosia Suite
Chatta: So, toi learned how to play guitare when toi were only... uhmmm, that you... Um, I have to go to the bathroom again!
Quentin: No way! Stop her! I don't want her leaving here until this interview is over!
Amore: Don't worry. Otis told me everything! C'mon now, let's get rid of all that surplus hair! Oh, no! The potion I needed is missing! I shouldn't have let Otis pack my briefcase. It's okay, Chatta, I'm sure we'll find a remedy.
Lockette: I am sooo fired!
Scene: Pixie Plaza
Rollo: Please, come again! Hunh? Wha?! An... an attack on the Gnomes' meeting!
Scene: Wisteria Hall Suite
Chatta: That hurt! Gnomes?? What happened to your beards?
Gnome #1: And yours? How did toi make yours grow so rich?! We've been trying for centuries!
Gnomes: Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard!
Rollo: What are toi doing in here?
Gnome #1: What are toi doing here? This meeting was supposed to be haut, retour au début secret!
Rollo: This is all your fault! You're fired!
Amore: Hold on! Okay, everybody just take it easy now. PopPixie Power! PopPixie of Feelings! Chatta, this is the potion toi took par mistake, "Vigorous Hair", it makes hair and beard grow!
Gnomes: Vigorous hair?!
Gnome #1: That's great news for us, Bald Chins! It's shameful for a gnome not to have a beard!
Quentin: Psst! Psst! Chatta, come here!
Chatta: I hope toi understand now why I was jouer la comédie so weird during our interview...
Quentin: Chatta, do toi think there might be some potion left over for me? And this is why I was so antsy! I was ashamed! If toi don't tell anyone my little secret, I'll give toi the most exclusive interview ever! Plus those concert tickets toi wanted, of course!
Chatta: It's a deal, Quentin!
Amore: In that case, I'll expect all of toi to come to the l’amour Shop!
Scene: RadioPixie
Chatta: So Quentin, do toi wanna tell our RadioPixie listeners what they can expect at tonight's show?
Quentin: Er, no, Chatta! I never know what'll happen! But I'm sure it'll be awesome!
Scene: concert Hall
Chatta: Well, at least now, Quentin won't have any plus hair problems!
Scene: l’amour Shop
Owl: You're not using enough elbow grease, Otis! Now, c'mon! One, two, one, two!
Chatta: Amore! Is my perfume ready? Is it? Is it?
Otis: Hello, Chatta! Amore just stepped out for a minute.
Chatta: Hello? Hello! Hello?
Sunny: Booooossss! Where are you? I'm already at the Pixie Plaza! You're late for your interview with Quentin Quake!
Chatta: I know, I know, I know, Sunny! toi don't need to remind me! I'll just get my perfume and I'll be there!
Otis: Chatta, I'm not authorized to give toi the perfume. Let's wait for Amore.
Owl: Don't do it, Otis!
Chatta: Hand it over!
Otis: No!
Chatta: I said, hand it over! Otis!
Sunny: Boss! Quentin has arrived!
Chatta: Otis, honey, c'mon! Just one bottle? Ha! Thanks to the perfume. Irresistible! I'll be a smokin' hot babe! After all, I am meeting Quentin Quake! THE Quentin Quake! The l’amour of my life! Can toi believe it?! Quentin Quake is giving an exclusive interview to who? To me!
Chatta leaves*
Otis: What'll we do? I don't know which potion she took. They all look the same.
Owl: Otis, toi are one dead hippopotamus! When Amore comes back, she'll feu you!
Amore: Did I miss something?
Scene: Pixie Plaza Main Hall
Rollo: GUZMAN?!
Lockette: Yes, Madam, yes, the famous singer, Quentin Quake is a guest of ours. Hello? Yes, Quentin will give an interview shortly, but it's haut, retour au début secret! Yes, who's speaking please, who?
Rollo: Three secondes to get here?! When I call you, toi must get here immediately! Is the Wisteria Hall suite ready? Today is going to be a long and tiring day! Has Quentin Quake already been seen to his Ambrosia Suite?
Lockette: Yes sir! We're just waiting for his staff with... the luggage!
Rollo: Seems to be an eccentric fellow, but he will add prestige to the hotel!
Lockette: Yes, sir, my friend Chatta will be here to interview him in... I wonder where she is?
Chatta: HERE I AM!!! Hi! Quentin's here already?! He can't be! Please don't say he's here!
Lockette: Of course he's already here. You're late! As usual.
Chatta: I knew it! He'll be mad 'cause I'm late! He's so sensitive about things like that!
Rollo: Well?! What are toi doing? Standing there?! Get cracking! Guzman! The Gnomes of the Club of Ancient Secrets will be here soon. They're here for their annual meeting. Oh, for Pixie's sake, they're already here! Attention everyone! Look sharp! Most illustrious excellency! What a pleasure to have toi back!
Gnome #1: It will certainly be a pleasure for us. But we must not be disturbed. We demand absolute privacy!
Gnomes: Absolute privacy!
Rollo: I'll make sure of it! And actually, so as not to bother toi later... if toi would just honor me with signing your bill right now...
Gnome #1: Wait! There must be a mistake! I see you've added twenty cents more!
Gnomes: Yes, yes! Twenty cents more!
Rollo: How absent-minded of me! I'll correct that immediately. Guzman, take these gentlemen to the Wisteria Hall Suite. Scrooges!
Scene: Wisteria Hall Suite
Gnome #1: The meeting of The Bald Chins, may begin! First order of business: Latest Magical discoveries to encourage beard growth!
Scene: Ambrosia Suite
Chatta: Wait! I need to spray myself with this perfume to enchant Quentin! Oh, Quentin! I'm Chatta, from RadioPixie, and this is Miss Sunny, my assistant!
Guard #1: Mr. Quake has no time to waste! He's making his new album, "Black cat, where's the funeral at?"
Quentin: Yo, so right now I don't feel like doing the interview. I need to play some guitare to relax!
Chatta: Ah! But... Good, now can we start?
Quentin: No way!! I need to replenish my fluids! Some "Death Juice", quick! There. Now we can start the interview.
Chatta: Yes!
Sunny: Whenever you're ready, boss! Rolling!
Chatta: Um, Quentin, could toi possibly let me have a couple of tickets for your show? Please?
Quentin: Dude, toi answer her? I don't feel like it.
Guard #2: Free tickets?! It all depends on the outcome of the interview.
Sunny: B-boss, maybe we should take a break...
Chatta: Sunny, don't be silly! We just started. It's... It's a beard! But how can that be? Okay, so it's a beard, it's still not going to stop me from interviewing Quentin!
Sunny: Hey! It's occupied! It isn't polite to disturb a lady while she's in the bathroom!
Chatta: Whew! Sorry. I'm feeling a lot better now! Let's get started! Ahem, so toi were saying: There is a certain time of jour where toi feel particularly... Yikes! I'm sorry, Quentin! I'll be right back!
Sunny: Oh, no!
Scene: Pixie Plaza
Chatta: HELP! Lockette!
Rollo: Pumpkin? What on earth is going on? The Gnomes are not going to like this!
Lockette: Mr. Rollo? Chatta?
Chatta: Lockette, you've got to help me! This huge beard started growing on me and I can't get rid of it! What'll I do? It's back! I can't let Quentin see me like this!
Lockette: Here! emballage, wrap your face in it and say it's the latest trend.
Rollo: Lockette?! I heard some strange noises...
Lockette: Noises? It must be Quentin rehearsing his songs!
Scene: Ambrosia Suite
Chatta: So, toi learned how to play guitare when toi were only... uhmmm, that you... Um, I have to go to the bathroom again!
Quentin: No way! Stop her! I don't want her leaving here until this interview is over!
Amore: Don't worry. Otis told me everything! C'mon now, let's get rid of all that surplus hair! Oh, no! The potion I needed is missing! I shouldn't have let Otis pack my briefcase. It's okay, Chatta, I'm sure we'll find a remedy.
Lockette: I am sooo fired!
Scene: Pixie Plaza
Rollo: Please, come again! Hunh? Wha?! An... an attack on the Gnomes' meeting!
Scene: Wisteria Hall Suite
Chatta: That hurt! Gnomes?? What happened to your beards?
Gnome #1: And yours? How did toi make yours grow so rich?! We've been trying for centuries!
Gnomes: Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard!
Rollo: What are toi doing in here?
Gnome #1: What are toi doing here? This meeting was supposed to be haut, retour au début secret!
Rollo: This is all your fault! You're fired!
Amore: Hold on! Okay, everybody just take it easy now. PopPixie Power! PopPixie of Feelings! Chatta, this is the potion toi took par mistake, "Vigorous Hair", it makes hair and beard grow!
Gnomes: Vigorous hair?!
Gnome #1: That's great news for us, Bald Chins! It's shameful for a gnome not to have a beard!
Quentin: Psst! Psst! Chatta, come here!
Chatta: I hope toi understand now why I was jouer la comédie so weird during our interview...
Quentin: Chatta, do toi think there might be some potion left over for me? And this is why I was so antsy! I was ashamed! If toi don't tell anyone my little secret, I'll give toi the most exclusive interview ever! Plus those concert tickets toi wanted, of course!
Chatta: It's a deal, Quentin!
Amore: In that case, I'll expect all of toi to come to the l’amour Shop!
Scene: RadioPixie
Chatta: So Quentin, do toi wanna tell our RadioPixie listeners what they can expect at tonight's show?
Quentin: Er, no, Chatta! I never know what'll happen! But I'm sure it'll be awesome!
Scene: concert Hall
Chatta: Well, at least now, Quentin won't have any plus hair problems!
