Volcanion & The Ingenious Magearna Poster

Ash: Pikachu, can toi sing?

Pikachu: *Le nod* Pika Pika!

Ash: Then start singing....

Pikachu: Pikachuuuuu-

Ash:Shut up.

Pikachu: :c *le sad face*

Ash: toi can't sing, end of story.

Misty: Why are toi always so mean to Pikachu?

Ash: Because he's my frikkin Pokemon, I do what I want with him.

Misty: *Facepalm* So, toi think toi can just ra-

Ash: Shut up.

Misty: I wish Brock was a much harder trainer to beat for you...

Ash: I already beat him so yeah.

Misty: Ash Ketchum, toi sir are one of the most rudes- *le gets claque, smack cammed par Ash*

Ash: Wait, can toi say that plus clearer? Oh wait! toi can't ya hoe.

Misty:...

"I can't understand anything." James closed his eyes slowly, meaning that he was tired. "I don't even..." Jessie face-palmed, thinking that James was the stupidest person alive, but she was wrong, a 10 an old was dumber than him. "I'm gonna leave because I'm bored." James a dit faintly, walking away and hitting a wall. "Are toi drunk?" Jessie asked, laughing at James. "No, I'm not drunk. AM I DRUNK? Yes." James answered, falling down. "I knew it. I need to start hiding the bière from you." Jessie shook her head, stomping her foot on James' back. "DEAR ARCEUS WHAT?!" James yelped, getting up...