Before I start, this is not mine. I got it from a magazine called Wacky but True.
Do toi think pigs can laugh? No? Surely their tails swish when they're laughing.
When a pig is really happy it jumps in circles.
Try these on your Friends though.
Q: What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?
A: Garbage collectors
Q: What do hip pigs call their ladies?
A: Fine swine.
Q: What did the pig say when the loup grabbed its tail?
A: "That's the end of me!"
Q: What do pigs do on nice afternoons?
A: They go on pignics!
Q: What do toi call a pig thief?
A: A hamburgurlar!
Q: How do toi fit plus pigs on your farm?
A: Build a sty-scraper!
Q: Why were the two pig bank robbers caught so fast?
A: They squealed on each other!
Mother pig: Would toi like a nice cake with three candles for your party?
Piglet: I would rather have three cakes and one candle!
Q: What's the most populaire sport for pigs?
A: Mud wrestling!
Do toi think pigs can laugh? No? Surely their tails swish when they're laughing.
When a pig is really happy it jumps in circles.
Try these on your Friends though.
Q: What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?
A: Garbage collectors
Q: What do hip pigs call their ladies?
A: Fine swine.
Q: What did the pig say when the loup grabbed its tail?
A: "That's the end of me!"
Q: What do pigs do on nice afternoons?
A: They go on pignics!
Q: What do toi call a pig thief?
A: A hamburgurlar!
Q: How do toi fit plus pigs on your farm?
A: Build a sty-scraper!
Q: Why were the two pig bank robbers caught so fast?
A: They squealed on each other!
Mother pig: Would toi like a nice cake with three candles for your party?
Piglet: I would rather have three cakes and one candle!
Q: What's the most populaire sport for pigs?
A: Mud wrestling!
