I absolutely l’amour Ferb Fletcheer on this show. He is my favori character and every time he opens his mouth, I l’amour hearing what he was to say. Here are all of the Ferb citations that have been in every episode that has so far aired of "Phineas and Ferb".

Key:
Bold - The Ferb quote
(Italic) - An action during the scene
N/A - Ferb did not speak during episode

Rollercoaster
Isabella: Maybe toi can teach Perry some tricks.
Phineas: Well, he is a platypus. They don’t do much.
Ferb: They’re the only mammals to lay eggs.
Phineas: Maybe he’ll lay an egg.

Lawn Gnome plage Party of Terror
DJ: Slather on your...