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posted by isabelle_905
From an email.

THE LIFE CYCLE

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

toi should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, toi wake up in an old age accueil feeling better every day.

toi get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when toi start work, toi get a or watch on your first day.

toi work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

toi drink alcohol, toi party, you're generally promiscuous and toi get ready for High School.

toi go to primary school, toi become a kid , toi play, toi have no responsibilities, toi become a baby, and then...

toi spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, toi finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.