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mmmmmm

posted by gylfie

" mmmm," a dit elliot
" mmmm" a dit boog
" mmmm" a dit mc squizzy
" yuck" a dit buddy
" yuck" a dit mr.weeny
" IT's LIKE HORRIBLE AND WONDERFUL AT THE SaME TIME!!! ITS LIKE FREEDOM IN A CUP!!!!" a dit everyone.
" see? i told toi it was good" a dit elliot
" MR.WEENY!!!!!" a dit the crazy old lady who hated decafe
" foins, hay elliot, i have to go." a dit boog
" then GO" a dit elliot
" no i really have to go, uh... where is the uh toilet?" asked boog
" the what?" asked elliot
" the ovel office, the think tank. the porselin throne, uh toi know? the toilet?" a dit boog
" oh, we don't have anything like that out here." a dit elliot
" well what do toi do?" asked boog
" toi know.... i don't remember."

Shaw's Crazy Night

posted by jamesparson1999

One dark night, Shaw was driving around, looking for a suitable trophy to have on his cabine wall. Shaw, using his headlights, would run over a buck and tie it to the hood. He didn’t care if the buck was dead ou unconscious.
That night, Shaw did run over a scrawny mule with a big rack. He was thrilled. “This is a great trophy”, a dit Shaw, laughing menacingly. “Now, my buck, when we get home, it’ll be time for the fun part”, a dit Shaw.
When the illegal hunter got home, he slung the buck on the table. He got a set of scissors and started to cut one of the buck’s eyes. The eye was...