Shusaku was sitting in his room, with Nariko, Izumo, and Aiko, who still had her wings out. Nariko said, “So, Aiko is actually…. an angel?”
Shusaku said, with a look of worry on his face, “She is a Death Angel. Yes”.
Izumo said, “And…. toi are also an angel”.
Shusaku said, “Unfortunately”.
Izumo and Nariko stared at each other for a bit, then both a dit with joy on their face, “That is so cool”.
Shusaku said, “I’m sorry, what”.
Izumo said, “It’s so cool that toi are an angel. It must be awesome to fly around”.
Nariko said, “And having another Angel as a friend....

Wind: (At home, angry)
Hannah: (Walks in) Well, I was able to make some Friends at school
Wind: After being there for only a day?
Hannah: I guess I’m just that popular
Wind: I don’t give a shit
Hannah: Oh, whatever. I’m just gonna go to Nicole’s house for a sleepover
Wind: Nicole? toi mean Cody’s sister
Hannah: Yep. And if toi try anything, I’ll kill you
Wind: Please, like I’d be interested in your dumb shit
(Later, that night)
Wind: (Reading book)
Cody: (Walks right in the house without knocking, along with James) Hey, fagstick, how’s it going
Wind: What is this, a fucking homeless shelter....

Wind: (Sitting on couch) ……….. I feel like I haven’t done anything in a while
(Door cloche, bell rings)
Wind: (Opens the door)
Girl: Hello, Wi- (Wind slams the door)
Wind: (Turns around, then sees the girl is behind him, and he turns only to run into the door and fall onto the ground)
Girl: It’s nice to see toi too, Wind
Wind: How the fuck did toi get into my house
Girl: I have the keys to the house
Wind: Why the hell are toi here. Shouldn’t toi be in Minnesota?
Girl: Well, mom and dad finally let me come to see you
Wind: Oh, toi mean the same parents that disowned me and made me live with grandma...

Shusaku was walking to school with Aiko walking with him, talking to her about how Kazuo tried to kill him. Aiko said, “So, toi were almost killed? Than this is a lot worse than I thought. It seems that Munemitsu has already decided to begin his plans to assassinate you”.
Shusaku, now terrified, said, “And how the hell am I going to survive when I have an assassin after me”?
Aiko said, “The only way for toi to survive is to try and fight the assassin to the death”.
Shusaku said, “And how am I supposed to do that”?
Aiko said, “By using what toi learned in your training”.
Shusaku...

Shusaku was at the cuisine table, tableau eating his breakfast; A single cup of ramen. After spending most of his nourriture money on a bunch of expensive camelote, indésirable nourriture for Aiko, he was left to eat only cups of ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Quite depressing, actually. As Shusaku was eating his breakfast, Aiko walked in, dressed in her school uniform, and said, “Okay, Shusaku, I’m ready to go to school”.
Shusaku, still eating, said, “Let me finish breakfast”.
Aiko said, “You’re eating raman? In the morning?”
Shusaku said, a little annoyed, “Well, if someone didn’t make me use up all...

Today was a Sunday. There was no school today, so Shusaku thought this would be a good time to start his Death Angel training with Aiko. Shusaku and Aiko stood in the middle of a park. Thankfully, no one seemed to be around, so they had a perfect opportunity to train. Aiko had set up a dummy, which was standing on a stick. Aiko said, “Okay, Shusaku. Take out The Holy Gun That Can Defeat Demons and hit the dummy”.
Shusaku said, “We need to work on that name”.
Shusaku took out the gun, aimed at the dummy, and shot it right in the head. Aiko a dit happily, “Good shot, Shusaku… Okay, we’re...

“YOU LET HIM GET AWAY” Yelled Munemitsu
Yukiji said, “I’m sorry, Lord Munemitsu. But he had a Death Angel with him. I didn’t know what to do”.
Munemitsu stood over Yukiji and said, “You were supposed to eliminate him. This is why toi are a Level 1 assassin”.
Munemitsu. The Demon King. He rules over a quarter of the underworld, and is known as one of the most diabolical of the 4 Demon Kings. Munemitsu was born from a woman and a snake, which explains snake shaped eyes. He was sent to the underworld, only to take over it, along with the other three Demon Kings. However, Munemitsu...

Link: Ganondorf, where are you
Ganondorf: Oh, there toi are Link. Are toi ready?
Link: I’m as ready as I’ll ever be. I will defeat you, and then, I will fuck up your shi- (Ganondorf punches him) AH, goddamn it. I wasn’t ready- (Gets punched again) WILL toi STOP- (Ganondorf keeps punching Link)
Ganondorf: Oh god, do I l’amour child abuse. (A giant Triforce appears) Ah, here it is. Now, I can finally make my wish, as god of the new world
Link: Fuck that. If anyone is going to be god, it’s me- (Gets punched again)
Ganondorf: Now, shut up, as I make my wish, and become the most powefu-
King of Red...

Shusaku was in the middle of running down a hallway for dear life. As he turned the corner, he stopped to take a breath, only for him to then start running again, as soon as he saw Rina, Kazuo, Yukiji, Mr. Tadakuni, and the entire female volley-ball team running right toward him. Shusaku jumped in terror, then ran down the hall as fast as he could-
“Wait a seconde here”, replied Shusaku, breaking the fourth mur as much as he could. “If toi want to know why I am being chased par the class president, an assassin, a psychotic teacher, and the volley-ball team, then let me start from the beginning”....

King of Red Lions: toi did it Link. You’ve collected all eight of the Triforce pieces
Link: And all it costed was three thousand rupees, as well as my patients
King of Red Lions: Well, now we must head back to the Sacred Realm, that isn’t so sacred anymore, but toi get the idea
Link: Whatever….. Wait, how long has tétra been down there
King of Red Lions: I don’t know, like, a week
Link: toi still think she’s alive
King of Red Lions: …………… OH SHIT
(Later, in the Sacred Realm)
Link: Tetra, if you’re dead, I’m taking your wallet
Tetra: Link, your back
Link: Goddamn it, you’re still...