From: LLT Girls!♥
To:OTH’s “writer”, Mark Schwan!
Subject: ONE JAMIE HILL…Not to brag but we’re better than you!
Dear Mark,
I’m sure that when toi finish lire this letter which, with so much love, I decided to write to you, in your mind there will be two thoughts: 1. SUICIDE! 2.Follow my advice! I hope you’ll do the second, not because I care about you, but because toi know I’m amazing! LOL! Well enough with that....Me and some of my uber special leyton fan Friends decided that we had to give toi some help like we noticed that as time goes par toi kind of lose your..INSPIRATION! Thank God toi can still see that Leyton are meant to be and you’re giving us some cute scenes..but it’s only about the CUTENESS, man, the audience needs some HOTNESS too..that’s the key! So put first on your “have to write” liste a Leyton sex scene..and well, some NH buddies want a Naley hot scene too so toi could give them a douche scene ou smth! Should I remind toi how old the characters are? 22, yeah right…I know toi thought they were 42!I’m not good at maths either but S helped me to figure out their age!^^ I remember watching an interview of you, before toi decided to become the Mark toi are now, and had told that Brooke was added to the montrer because we needed a FUN character! FUN definition: Certainly not what B.Davis is lately! I don’t see the point of wanting to adopt when she’s way too young and can have her own kids when she finds the l’amour of her life who BTW could have been Owen but toi messed him up! As a song says..IT’S NEVER TOO LATE Marky, toi can still bring the Owen we loved back, toi know not the one who toi want to kill par making him hook up with Millie but the sweet guy who could be the one for Brooke! Now, I have to explain why I changed the titre of your montrer “ONE arbre HILL” and made it “ONE JAMIE HILL”! I can asure toi that every single person that watches the montrer could guess that it’s because your freaking hand which writed the script has decided to give to this 5-year-old ex-cute now-annoying boy plus screentime than Lucas! PLEASE..You have to send him to a boarding school so he can make REAL Friends of his age!(you seem not to pay attention on the AGE of your characters! Xdd) ..talking of Jamie I remember Haley, right, cause he's like the only thing she’s on the montrer for! Not my fault! She could get a storyline that has nothing to do with her little blondie son ou Nathan, couldn’t she? Just please not a psycho storyline..you’ve already done this! ;)
Another thing that toi are unaware of is that literally nobody cares about Mouth’s l’amour life so toi can give him&Millie their happily ever after with no fear of losing fans..I’ve heard that in Omaha there’s a accueil waiting for them..why keep them in arbre Hill? ALARM: Don’t forget to send Gigi accidentally with them so they can have their own “drama” montrer named “Mouth :the Geek who became a Manwhore”! Do the ship-names Breyton,Paley and Neyton remind toi of anything? They do!I knew they would....Why the hell don’t toi give us some scenes of those amazing friendships? It’s plus interesting watching Jamie’s awful jokes? Really Mark? It SO isn’t…Xddd Make Naley plus interesting like in S3 ou S4 and stop making them seem a 50-year-old couple which seems to care only about what time will their fave montrer begin! In which planet do toi live? Because I live on Earth and here 22 an old couples have FUN and are way plus interesting than Nathan and Haley! EARTH CALLS MARK! I bet toi live somewhere really close to the place dead people go that’s why toi keep bringing them all the time back as GHOSTS! I know they’re your Friends but what did we do to deserve something so horrible like seeing again a person that is supposed to be dead? Only Nanny Carrie hasn’t come back as a ghost (not to give toi ideas)..and I wish she will never do! toi know that If there was a category “ Less talented actress working at a really populaire show” there would be only one person nominated? And the award goes to……SAM WALKER! toi need to pay her jouer la comédie classes because toi brought her there..but she’s the one who doesn’t know how to act so toi are to blame! Imagine her crying at 3.16..OMG..3.16 did I write? I have to congratulate toi for that episode even though I believe toi were high when toi wrote it so your talent came out!! This was amazing…Get some crack ou something and write again something so GREAT! And with all that said..I think I’m done! Just to make clear that all I wrote is not only my own ideas..Sarah,Sabina and Addie helped and inspired me! toi know toi l’amour us, Mark and toi know what toi have to do! BRING THE montrer WE LOVED BACK!
PS:If it’s really hard watch some Gossip Girl episodes to give toi some ideas but DON’T COPY! LMAO!
PS2♥:THANKS FOR 6.01!Best thing you’ve ever done! xD
PS3:if toi need any help getting inspiration, ask S for a bag of lavender! It's like LSD for law abiding citizens ;]
With….LOVE? (I’m a liar..Not a criminal! At least not YET)
Xoxo LLT girls!
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No offense to fans of the characters I'm kinda "bashing" up there! This was made only for fun and was just an entertaining way of expressing our opinions! ^^
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