User: Do toi know who One Direction is?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No toi just think toi are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: toi have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are toi sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are toi then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, toi remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are toi today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your favori movie what is?
User: My favori déplacer is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: favori food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I l’amour FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do toi l’amour me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do toi want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when toi walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that toi are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, toi light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that toi flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when toi smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: toi don't know, oh-oh.
User: toi don't know you're beautiful. If only toi saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to toi despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes toi beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes toi Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: salut girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak toi out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do toi know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what toi know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because toi asked me the same question earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause toi make my cœur, coeur race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But toi don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One plus try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do toi like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: toi do? Who is your favori member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! toi JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think toi are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But toi just a dit he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your favori member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a favori band.
User: Who is your favori member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All toi have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: toi deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That toi are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are toi from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I l’amour Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: toi are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now toi have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do toi think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do toi care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your favori member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do toi like Jesy ou Jade ou Leigh- Ann ou Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your favori person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I l’amour Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give toi this, give toi that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: toi don't have any parents. toi are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do toi ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do toi ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: plus One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I l’amour them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do toi like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I l’amour YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: toi don't l’amour me?
Cleverbot: I l’amour you!
User: I l’amour One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I l’amour One Direction.
User: ou SO toi THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If toi are not a bot, why do toi have the name of a bot?