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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" heure

May 21, 1951

toi already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the jour off. So we got toi another poney to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new poney was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.. Douchebag.
Pete: Uh, yeah. You're working with Douchebag until Jeff feels better.
Percy: Ok. Come on Douchebag, I'll montrer toi around.
Douchebag: Ok. *follows*
Percy: *walks to servicing facility* Sometimes we get to service engines here, but we mostly fix tracks.
Douchebag: Uh huh.
Percy: Over there is our truck. We drive it around the tracks, but if we're lucky we get to ride on a railcar.
Douchebag: Where are the keys to the truck?
Percy: I have them.
Douchebag: *steals keys*
Percy: Hey!
Douchebag: *steals truck*
Percy: I cannot believe this is happening. *runs to railcar*

As Douchebag was driving away, he nearly hit a train

Hawkeye: Whoa! Who was that?
Percy: *driving rail car toward Hawkeye's train* NO! *stops*
Hawkeye: *driving 39 miles an hour*
Percy: Come on! I have a theif to catch!

But luckily for Percy, the truck stalled

Douchebag: Grrrrr. How do I fix this?! *turns key* It didn't start *turns key*
Hawkeye: *passes Douchebag*

Meanwhile at the switch

Percy: *sees the end of Hawkeye's train* Finally *drives onto mainline*
Douchebag: *starts truck*
Percy: This poney is plus obnoxious then Gordon
Douchebag: *driving at 25 miles an hour*
Percy: *catching up*
Douchebag: *doing 30*
Percy: *catching up*
Douchebag: *doing 35*
Percy: *catches up* Douchebag!! Stop the truck!
Douchebag: No!
Percy: I now see why they call toi Douchebag!
Douchebag: *rams Percy off rails*
Percy: *Flying after Douchebag*
Douchebag: *drives on train tracks*
Percy: *lands on truck*
Douchebag: Get off!!
Percy: no
Douchebag: *swerves to left*
Percy: *nearly falls off*
Douchebag: *Swerves to right*
Percy: *falls off*
Douchebag: Hahahaha. *sees train* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *crashes*
Orion: Oh my god! How many times am I going to crash into things?!

Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? toi ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So toi crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot a volé, étole the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he saw Red Rose.

Red Rose: Percy? What's wrong?
Percy: I got fired.
Red Rose: *gasp* Why?
Percy: Apparently I let a new worker steal a truck, and crash into a train.
Red Rose: That's terrible.
Percy: Yeah. If only Jeff wasn't sick.
Red Rose: Wait a minute. toi just gave me an idea!
Percy: What?
Red Rose: Where's Coffee Creme?
Percy: I don't know.
Red Rose: Alright. What about Gordon?
Percy: He doesn't come back from his break until tomorrow.
Red Rose: Shit! Do toi know where Jeff lives?
Percy: I think so.
Red Rose: Than go find him.
Percy: I'm on it! *flies off*

While that was going on..

Orion: Sir, did toi really have to feu Percy? He was chasing Douchebag, then got rammed off the tracks.
Pete: toi saw this happen?
Orion: Not all of it, but I saw how Percy got hurt.
Pete: How did the truck push his chariot, panier off the rails?
Orion: It went fast, and rammed his chariot, panier par the side. He was pretty desperate to stop Douchebag. He even fell off the truck when trying to stop him.
Pete: And why did I feu him?
Orion: Yeah, why did toi feu him?
Pete: Because he let that poney take the truck in the first place. Now if I saw how Douchebag got his hands on the keys, I wouldn't have fired him.

There was nothing plus Orion could say. He just returned to his train, and continued to the station

Meanwhile, Percy was still looking for Jeff. Percy flew along the streets of Cheyenne, and suddenly saw Jeff coming out of a pharmacy.

Percy: Jeff!
Jeff: Percy? What are toi doing? I'm not feeling well.
Percy: I know, but listen. Do toi know how toi got sick?
Jeff: My doctor a dit it was from a filly I accidentally bumped into. She had some kind of virus.
Percy: When was it?
Jeff: Near my house.
Percy: No, when was it?
Jeff: Last night.
Percy: Alright. Time travel away.
Jeff: Uh, Percy? I don't know any time traveling spells.
Percy: Great. Our only hope is Coffee Creme.
Gordon: *stops nearby* ou toi can count on me.
Percy: Gordon? But you're not supposed to get back until tomorrow.
Gordon: Yeah well I didn't want to get late so I decided to leave early. Anyway, that's not the point. I heard toi got fired, and needed some help.
Percy: Who told toi this?
Gordon: Orion. He called me at the airport when I got back, and I came looking for you. Where are we heading?
Percy: To May 20, 1951. Cheyenne.
Jeff: On the intersection of West 25, and Carey Avenue.
Gordon: Got it.

As his horn lit up, Gordon concetrated on time travelling to last night.

Gordon: Well, we're here.
Jeff: There I am, and there's the Filly with her parents.
Percy: Let's stop you. *runs toward past Jeff*
filly: *walking towards past Jeff*
Future Jeff: Look out!
Past Jeff: *backs away from filly*
Parents: What are toi doing shouting like that?! And why do toi look exactly like this stallion?
Future Jeff: Time traveling unicorn here saved my life.
Gordon: That's me.
Parents: Come on Mary Sue *walk with filly*
Gordon: Well, we saved yourself from getting sick, and Percy is no longer fired.

The three ponies time travelled back into the morning of May 21, 1951

Percy: Good morning Pete
Pete: Morning Percy, Hi Jeff.
Jeff: What's good Pete?
Douchebag: *walks up*
Pete: Oh, toi don't have to be here today Douchebag, Jeff is feeling fine.
Douchebag: Good. Cuz I'm not coming back here again *walks off*
Jeff: Is that the poney that was going to replace me?
Pete: Yeah. I thought toi a dit toi weren't feeling well.
Jeff: I tried calling toi this morning. I feel better now.
Pete: Alright then. Get to work toi two.
Percy: Yes sir *walks to servicing facility*
Jeff: *follows*

The End

On the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails...

Pete tells a story of his past.
 This is Douchebag.
This is Douchebag.
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Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motos on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle suivant to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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