This is a short fanfic. Enjoy.

Song: link

Pinkie Pie was driving a delivery van full of cupcakes around Ponyville. She had to stop at a red traffic light.

Pinkie Pie: *Going cross-eyed with her tongue sticking out* What a beautiful jour delivering cupcakes. *Watches the traffic light*

Instead of changing from red to green, the traffic light turned blue. Then the song stopped, and another one played: link

Pinkie Pie: *Thinking to herself, then smiles* Ooh, it's another one of those blue traffic lights Vinyl Scratch told me about! Now what was it that she a dit again?
Vinyl Scratch: *Appears in a thought bubble* Remember Pinkie, whenever toi see a traffic light that turns blue instead of green. *Stops the song then goes insane* DRIVE REALLY FAST LIKE A FAGGOT UNTIL toi CRASH INTO SOMETHING!
Pinkie Pie: *Thinks for five seconds* Oh yeah.

Song: link

As Pinkie Pie was driving 60 miles an heure in her delivery van, she was making the gasping noise she made when she first met Twilight Sparkle.

Meanwhile, in another part of Ponyville

Snips: *Waiting for Pinkie Pie* Ugh. Where is that rose fool?
Pinkie Pie: *Driving towards Snips*
Snips: *Sees Pinkie Pie driving towards him then screams*
Pinkie Pie: *Runs into Snips*

Stop the song. As Pinkie Pie ran into Snips, an explosion was heard at Sweet pomme Acres. arc en ciel Dash was lire a newspaper, while Derpy was sitting suivant to her.

Applejack: *Walks out of her farm with shaving cream on her face* What was that noise?
arc en ciel Dash: The sound of inner stupidity my friend.
Pinkie Pie: *Laying suivant to Snips on haut, retour au début of her delivery van with ringing bells going around her head*

The End