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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
20 ways to say that someone's "fly is open"....

20. The cucumber has left the salad.

19. I can see the gun of Navarone.

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your rose Floyd is hanging out.

17. You've got Windows in your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little rive leave.

15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

13. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

12. toi need to bring your tray table, tableau to the upright and locked position.

11. Your pod baie door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!

5. You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary.

4. Our suivant guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. I'm talking about Shaft, can toi dig it?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HIS FLY IS UNZIPPED...

1. I thought toi were crazy; now I see your nuts.
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Tis is BS -_-

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make l’amour to toi 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a liste of why I didn't succeed plus often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache ou backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late montrer - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Just goes to montrer how differently men and women look at things...

HER DIARY

Saturday night I thought he was jouer la comédie weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my Friends all jour long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he a dit nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He a dit it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way accueil I...
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