Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
1 étoile, star hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving toi a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that toi are able to function relatively well. However, toi are still parched. toi can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a cheeseburger and a side of fries.
2 étoile, star hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. toi may look okay but toi have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee toi chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though toi have a nice demeanour about the office, toi are costing your employer valuable money because all toi really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and écriture camelote, indésirable e-mails.
3 étoile, star hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. toi are definitely a l’espace cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks par toi gag because her perfume reminds toi of the aléatoire gin shots toi did with your alcoholic Friends after the bouncer kicked toi out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if toi were in your lit with a dozen donuts and a litre of coca watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coca - yet toi haven't peed once.
4 étoile, star hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and toi can't speak too quickly ou else toi might honk. toi have Lost the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted toi for being late and has donné toi a lecture for reeking of booze. toi wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that toi missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like toi put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes toi look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. toi would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. accueil time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, ou 3. A time machine so toi could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 étoile, star hangover (aka Dante's 4th cercle of Hell) *****
toi have a seconde heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits suivant to you. Death seems pretty good right now. toi can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your chemise and making toi dizzy. toi still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least toi think it's toothpaste crust. toi don't give a damn either way. Your body has Lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at toi and your co-workers think that your dog just died because toi look so pathetic. toi should have called in sick because all toi can manage to do is breathe....very gently
1 étoile, star hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving toi a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that toi are able to function relatively well. However, toi are still parched. toi can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a cheeseburger and a side of fries.
2 étoile, star hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. toi may look okay but toi have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee toi chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though toi have a nice demeanour about the office, toi are costing your employer valuable money because all toi really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and écriture camelote, indésirable e-mails.
3 étoile, star hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. toi are definitely a l’espace cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks par toi gag because her perfume reminds toi of the aléatoire gin shots toi did with your alcoholic Friends after the bouncer kicked toi out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if toi were in your lit with a dozen donuts and a litre of coca watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coca - yet toi haven't peed once.
4 étoile, star hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and toi can't speak too quickly ou else toi might honk. toi have Lost the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted toi for being late and has donné toi a lecture for reeking of booze. toi wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that toi missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like toi put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes toi look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. toi would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. accueil time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, ou 3. A time machine so toi could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 étoile, star hangover (aka Dante's 4th cercle of Hell) *****
toi have a seconde heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits suivant to you. Death seems pretty good right now. toi can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your chemise and making toi dizzy. toi still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least toi think it's toothpaste crust. toi don't give a damn either way. Your body has Lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at toi and your co-workers think that your dog just died because toi look so pathetic. toi should have called in sick because all toi can manage to do is breathe....very gently
