1.(When Nessies a teenanger)When Renessmee and Jacob come accueil from school and get out of Edwards sight,Picture Renessmee making out on Jakes bed. Then look at him and say "Oh isnt l’amour beutiful?".
2.Call the Voltori and say Edward would l’amour to rejoindre them on two simple conditions, one: they have to kill bella, beacuse she annoys him and she claims renessme too much, and two: make him walk around in a rose tootoo so he can "relax" no and then.
3.Ask him to drive toi to the other side of the world,if he does ask constantly "are we there yet?" until your almost there,then say "dude, if toi could...
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