What are some funny things Ziva has said?

I loved when she kept saying "I'm up a tree!" Even though she really was up a tree, she didn't have a clue why people were confused. :D

"lions and spiders and bears, oh my!" i thought that was cute! :)

it's plus like a short, funny, ziva conversation.
McGee is wearing a medical outfit tony:
Clothes make the man, what does that make McGee?
ziva: male nurse?
tony:no, aquasmurf
it's not that funny but i laughed when i first
saw it.
another one that was funny and made me laugh was
Gibbs: Gang tattoos
Ziva: ou pecados Capitales
Tony: Capitol Fish
Ziva: Deadly Sins, toi idiot. poisson is pescado.
Tony: Don't scoff at me. Lots of gangs are named after deadly fish. There's the Sharks, there's the Barracudas...Rumble Fish.

MDR i cant believe u answered ur own question i should e-mail u i have somethuing to say]

McGee looks like he has seen a goat!

I loved that one!! HA!!

I l’amour it when she says: Can I take a bat nap? It's so cute!

It also makes me laugh when she says: You're homopubic?
I know it's not even that funny, but it cracks me up every time lol.

Another one:
Ziva: We're barking up the wrong tree.
Tony: Bush.
Ziva: We're barking up the wrong bush.
Tony. Tree. xDD

When she says "That's Salami" and Tony says "Bologna". =]

There's so many cute things she's said/did!

a funny quote

ziva:it is easier to attract bee's with honey
Tony:fly
ziva:what?
tony:it's easier to attract flies with honey
ziva:what do flies have to do with honey
tony:they don't like vinegar
ziva:???
tony:never mind

sorry if i messed it up a little i was typing from memory.