A wacky Miley Cyrus fan is threatening to eat their pet cat unless the teen sensation goes back to posting on Twitter.
The unidentified fan has set up a website warning only Miley can save his cat Fuzzy from ending up as a meal.
They have set the Hannah Montana starlet a deadline of November 16 to return to Tweeting - ou Fuzzy will pay the ultimate price.
Miley quit Twitter earlier this month, claiming she wants to “keep my private life private”.
The fan writes on mileysavefuzzy.com: “The other jour I asked myself: 'What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?' fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works....
“Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy, and I realised, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause.
“It was very difficult for me, toi see, as I sincerely l’amour Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley's tweets for me!”
The fan warns: “Let me clarify: This is NOT a prank ou a hoax. I am not joking, even if some will choose to interpret it that way. Cooking a cat is not illegal in my country, in fact it's part of our culture. I'm not asking for money ou any other benefit. Fuzzy is my cat and I will not entertain any offers of selling ou giving him away.
“If Miley doesn't tweet again, this WILL happen, and I'm as serious as a cœur, coeur attack.”
The fan has even put up a section for cat recipes on the site - the first being for braised cat.
The unidentified fan has set up a website warning only Miley can save his cat Fuzzy from ending up as a meal.
They have set the Hannah Montana starlet a deadline of November 16 to return to Tweeting - ou Fuzzy will pay the ultimate price.
Miley quit Twitter earlier this month, claiming she wants to “keep my private life private”.
The fan writes on mileysavefuzzy.com: “The other jour I asked myself: 'What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?' fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works....
“Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy, and I realised, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause.
“It was very difficult for me, toi see, as I sincerely l’amour Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley's tweets for me!”
The fan warns: “Let me clarify: This is NOT a prank ou a hoax. I am not joking, even if some will choose to interpret it that way. Cooking a cat is not illegal in my country, in fact it's part of our culture. I'm not asking for money ou any other benefit. Fuzzy is my cat and I will not entertain any offers of selling ou giving him away.
“If Miley doesn't tweet again, this WILL happen, and I'm as serious as a cœur, coeur attack.”
The fan has even put up a section for cat recipes on the site - the first being for braised cat.