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Chapter 4,

Smack, I was woken up once again in the middle of the night par my two-year-old daughter's tiny feet kicking me in the face as she slept. I know what you're thinking; why is she not sleeping in her own lit yet? The answer to that question is that I just can't handle listening to her cry! It's the worst thing in the world and it's easier just to give in to her! I can tell that Grace is just dying to rub the fact that she might be right in my face! I like the dynamic that Grace and I have because she keeps her distance when I'm home. Usually I send her down to see her family when my...

After talking with Maris and his mother one the phone, Michael went to the cuisine to fix himself some breakfast, and look over some paperwork for the upcoming meeting at MJJ Productons, Inc. Michael sat down at the cuisine table, tableau while having his customary oatmael with nuts and fruit; in addition, to have a fresh glass of fruit juice, and a cup of green tea. As he was looking over the paperwork, Michael's housekeeper, Hannah, walked into the cuisine and poured herself a cup of coffee. "Good morning, Michael," she replied, "Hey, Hannah, how are you," Michael replied, "How toi been," Michael...

Michael went upstairs to take a douche and get ready for his rendez-vous amoureux, date with Maris before doing that he made a call to his mother to see how she was doing. "Hi, mother, this just me," he said,"Hi, sweetie, how are things going with you," she asked. Michael told her everything was fine, and he told her about his rendez-vous amoureux, date with Maris. "Oh, that's good, Michael, I hope things go well for the two of you, have a good time," she told him during the phone conversation. "I will", a dit Michael, as he hung up the phone.

While he was getting ready, Michael put on his and sprayed some on his chest; a well, as putting...

Hi everybody. It's been a long time since I didn't wrote an article on here but here I am.
I want to clear out my position/opinion regarding the spamming thing on this club and well, this is just an opinion... my opinion.
First of all, I don't have ANYTHING against any fellow fan on here. I'm just one of them.

Honestly, when I rejoindre for the first time a fan club of MJ.. usually I don't read the rules immediately, I just have an idea about how are the rules on the sites in general. I know I should but.. usually I read them after a while when I become more.. "part of it", if toi understand what I...

michelle askes michael is he sure he wants her to be his girl michael looks at michellle straight in the eyes and say i never been so sure about this in my life i loved toi since i saw toi and i really wanted to be with toi from then on michelle starts to blush and saids aww really samehere for me ever since i came to your concert and i layed eyes on toi i knew that i wanted to be with toi from that moment on michael starts to blush after michelle has told him this michelle walks to michael's lit and sits down on his lit and just looks into michael's eyes and just cant look away from them cause...

''Lisa Marie Presley Jackson...GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!'' Michael yelled balling his fist wanting to hit her but his Mom didn't raise him that way so he unclentched when she came in ''Yes Daddy.'' she a dit rubbing his chest,loosening his tie ''Who is he?'' Michael wanted to know ''Oh him, he's the sexy Serge ,he's a like another version of toi but he's plus sexier than you.'' Michael asked him mannerly in french to leave the room.Mike took off his tie and chemise and told her sit down on the lit ''Are we about to-'' ''No,but I can montrer toi what I'm going to do.''he a dit grabbing her hand,kneeling...