Arthur Pendragon | Kung fu fighting! (season 3)

1. Ask him when neckerchiefs came back into style.

2. Tell him that "hocus-pocus" and "bippiddibobbidiboo" are better spells than the ones he's learned.

3. Ask him who cut his hair- toi want to know because you're hungry for pudding!

4. Hand him a sword and casque and tell him that Arthur requires his services as a practicing dummy.

5. Tell him that Gaius exchanged his spell book for 'Cinderella' and he still hasn't realised.

6. Tell everyone in the château about his undying l’amour for Arthur.

7. Tell everyone in the château about his frequent compliments to Arthur about him being a genius.

8. Clean...

Merlin woke up that morning sad, as always. Empty, as usual. Full of regret, as expected. It was the same thing every day. He was so tired of it.
    When he dressed, putting his deep blue chemise on, he stared into the small piece of mirror hanging from his cupboard. It showed a young man, aged years beyond his body par decisions, love, regret, and sorrow. His blue eyes, darkened par second-guesses, wondering if things could’ve been different. If he could’ve changed what he’d done. He tied the familiar red scarf around his neck, clenching his jaw while he did so, breathing...