Tell her that the cloth on her head look really doesn't suit her.
50 Ways to Annoy Nimueh
Introduce her to other people as "Bionic woman".
Tell her that her role as a thief was quite two dimensional and the Doctor was only nice to her because she's pretty.
Say to her "Will Merlin and Arthur's secret relationship be discovered? Will Nimueh ever manage to beat Merlin? Dum-dum-du-du-du-dum..." then break into the Eastenders' theme tune.
Tell her that the cloth on her head look really doesn't suit her.
Remind her constantly that Merlin doesn't fancy her, he was just a sucker for a damsel in distress.
Ask her why she goes to complicated lengths of poisoning the water...
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