so here are some great bitchy citations :D
~If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt vodka and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.~
~I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you~
~I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what toi can't have~
~Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.~
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Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless toi use magic marker then you're fucked~
~Do toi believe in l’amour at first site? ou should I walk par again~
ˇ~They say true l’amour hides behind...
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