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the madea goes to jail funny scene "me time" featuring madea and uncle joe.
madea went over to the fridge and have a phone on he hand she then dial on the phone and a dit " i don't know where the hell cora is at and i told her i need to go to the sto'(store).people always told me i can't be driving.and she knows i need to go to the store".
then joe tolde madea"that child's gonna leave toi starve.i told toi that way toi were treating her she gonna leave ti starve to death one jour and now this time"-"shut up ,bastard" MADEA CUT HIM UP.THEN SHE CALLED HER DAUGHTER ON HER PHONE.
CORA (WHO WAS ON THE BARBERSHOP GETTING HER HAIR BRUSHED/CUT)"oh no" SHE SAID, SHE ANSWERED HER CELL PHONE."hello"
MADEA WAS ON HER PHONE."cora" "yeah hello,madea,yeah.
"cor-rar"
"yes,ma'am"
"where the hell toi at?"
"i'm still at the hair salon."
"what the hell are toi doing?, you've been there five hours."your hair ain't nothing but a inch in a half long what the hell the're doing to you?"
"i'm comming i'm just trying can i have some me time please?"
madea looked shock at what her daughter just a dit over the phone.
"hello?,hello?"
"you need some what?"
"some me time"
"some what?"
"some me time a time for myself"
"cora"
"ma'am"?
"did i ever ask toi for some me time?"
no ma'am"
"did i ever ask for some me time?, when i had to get up every four hours and cook for toi par the time toi turn seventeen years old
"no ma'am toi didn't-"
"did i ever ask toi for some me time when i had to hit that stripper pole every night trying to bring some money to the house did i ever ask for some me time then?
"no ma'am no"
"aw old tried to make it drzzle cause they montrer the hell it couldn't make it rain what the hell is me time?"
"i'm just taking care of my self,that's what i'm doing,just some me time"
"time for nothing, i'm going to the store hell,i don't need toi to drive i'm a grown-ass woman,i mma go to the store my self"
"you can't go to the store,your not suppose to be driving, i'll be there soon."
"who the hell toi think toi talking to that i can't drive?, if i feel like driving i'm driving!"
"you can't drive you'll get-"
"shut the hell up"
and the was the end of their discussion
joe then took this oppertunity to tell madea what would happen if she did drive with a suspended lisence.
toi gettin in the car toi going down i'm not making up i'm not just playing around toi going down toi understand?
this made madea mad.
i'll be glad when toi go down ,down to the graveyard and become some maggot's nourriture hell i'm grown and hungry , what am i suppose to do sit up in these house? she asked joe
toi could miss a few meals, one ou two.. three ou seven...nine ou eleven ha ha ha joe answered her and laughed.
keep it joe she challenge him keep it up
oh them people call, them people call toi ain't gonna worrying about no nourriture toi call them and they say they bring toi nourriture down there joe suggested as his drink his mug.
what the hell toi talking about joe?,stop smoking that weed!,what the the hell toi talking toi crazy as hell!madea asked him again
they say they give toi three meals a jour and they pay the people wh ocall them.joe explained.
well they feed that much didn't they? madea said
one of the whales died they need need another baleine at the aquarium go down there and swim with them joe joked.
madea then spat toi rusty old bastard toi fart and dust come out go to hell. she a dit as she grab her bourse, sac à main and left.
dead man walking joe a dit to madea after she left walking the green mile getting right with Jésus i'm gonna walk the green mile and getting right with Jésus joe a dit aa he drink his mug for seconde time.
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Are Evelyn Melendez and singer Jordan Knight divorced? Know about her marriage, husband, and children


posté par MarriedBiography posté on July 16, 2019 | In Affair , Child , Divorce


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There are many rumors about the divorce of this couple Evelyn Melendez and Jordan Knight. There was news of their separation in the an 2012. But they did not officially announce their separation, much of social media was bubbling over with reports of their fights.

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