Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sandwich, "sandwich" OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though toi were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich, "sandwich" yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with cacahuète, arachide beurre and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the cacahuète, arachide beurre sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the gelée sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow cacahuète, arachide beurre ou gelée sandwich, "sandwich" into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of gelée at wall, sneering “I...
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