Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sandwich, "sandwich" OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though toi were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich, "sandwich" yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with cacahuète, arachide beurre and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the cacahuète, arachide beurre sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the gelée sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow cacahuète, arachide beurre ou gelée sandwich, "sandwich" into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of gelée at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of cacahuète, arachide beurre lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical cacahuète, arachide beurre and gelée sandwich, "sandwich" and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich, "sandwich" out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich, "sandwich" anyway
3. Realize that toi were the instrument par which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich, "sandwich" after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol ou Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich, "sandwich" “brother”
3. Place cacahuète, arachide beurre slice over gelée slice
4. Spread gelée on the other slice
5. Spread cacahuète, arachide beurre on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of cacahuète, arachide beurre and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim toi coerced them into making the sandwich, "sandwich" for toi all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make toi another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as toi start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply cacahuète, arachide butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, cacahuète, arachide butter
Darlton
1. Make a cacahuète, arachide beurre and gelée sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say toi had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sandwich, "sandwich" OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though toi were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich, "sandwich" yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with cacahuète, arachide beurre and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the cacahuète, arachide beurre sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the gelée sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow cacahuète, arachide beurre ou gelée sandwich, "sandwich" into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of gelée at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of cacahuète, arachide beurre lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical cacahuète, arachide beurre and gelée sandwich, "sandwich" and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich, "sandwich" out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich, "sandwich" anyway
3. Realize that toi were the instrument par which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich, "sandwich" after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol ou Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich, "sandwich" “brother”
3. Place cacahuète, arachide beurre slice over gelée slice
4. Spread gelée on the other slice
5. Spread cacahuète, arachide beurre on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of cacahuète, arachide beurre and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim toi coerced them into making the sandwich, "sandwich" for toi all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make toi another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as toi start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply cacahuète, arachide butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, cacahuète, arachide butter
Darlton
1. Make a cacahuète, arachide beurre and gelée sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say toi had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
